Follow the deliveryman into the mansion

From Create Your Own Story

You follow the deliveryman as he makes his way up the long, winding path towards the front door of the mansion. Though you are completely quiet, he suddenly whirls around as if he has a sixth sense and stares straight at you. You gulp and hold up the holy silver cross around your neck. The man steps back in alarm.

More confident now, you say, "What's the matter? Afraid of this? Perhaps you are a vam..."

Suddenly, there is a horrific pain in your back, ripping all the way through your torso. You look down and see the bloodsoaked tip of a sword sticking out from your chest, right between your firm 36C breasts.

"You are right," says a seductive-sounding female voice from behind you. "He is a vampire. He is veak enough to be frightened by zat trinket because he is just one of my minions. But I, an ancient Vampire Lady, am far too powerful to be affected by zat."

You collapse to your knees, coughing up blood. The seductive female voice continues, "Nice try, my nosy one. But zis is ze end of ze line for you."

Those are the last words you ever hear.

YOU ARE DEAD