Do your job in the quickest and easiest way possible
From Create Your Own Story
"Dear journal, uh oh. I'm really fucked now. I had gotten through maybe a dozen bodies when Brody approached me and started being a dick. He told me that it 'looked like you just buried them in a foot or two of dirt', which was exactly what I did. Like I'm going to dig a hole six feet deep for every single one of these fuckers? Fuck that shit! Along with my burying methods, Brody also dared to question my record keeping abilities. He told me that there was 'no way' that I could have found these bodies in Mexico, a bouncy castle, or on the moon. He also claimed that simply putting 'dead' in the space where it said 'cause of death' was not good enough for him. I attempted to defend my case, but they just threw a bag over my head, took me out into the distance, and left me there. Now it's getting dark, cold, and fucking creepy out here. There's no shelter in sight."
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