Demand an audience with the Hoff
From Create Your Own Story
With new-found confidence, you attempt say in your most authoritive voice, "I demand to see the Hoff!"
Unfortunately, a rogue speck of dust enters your mouth at the pivotal moment, and after much coughing and girly eye watering, you meekly ask if the Hoff happens to have a cup of water. The ogre reaches to the wall and lifts a burning torch out of the ancient bracket from which it previously rested. As you follow the dancing flame down the tunnel you notice that strewn around this vast stone chasm are skeletal remains of previous unfortunate souls that once trod this eerie path before you. Soon, the ogre stops and lifts a clawed finger to a fork in the tunnel ahead. Above these tunnels are the signs "Been looking for Freedom?" and "Jump in my car". Between the entrances to these inky-black mouths of mystery is an ancient leather tome, resting on an ornate lecturn.
Do you.
- Take the left hand tunnel, and hope that Freedom IS all its cracked up to be
- Take the Right hand tunnel, and hope that "car" is not a metaphor for "anal cavity"
- Open the ancient book, hoping for spells
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