Choose your own Naruto Adventure- Liar Liar Pants on Fire
From Create Your Own Story
"My name is Kimiko; I am a ninja from the Village hidden in the Sand." You respond calmly.
"Naruto told us that much...and your purpose here in Konoha?" Tsunade does not break eye-contact.
"I came to relay some important information concerning the Akatsuki." You reply, figuring that that would sound the most plausible seeing as there was actual info on the Akatsuki that you could give them.
"Is that so?" Tsunade raises her eyebrows and you see Naruto tense in the background, his cheerful smile replaced with a frown.
"Tell me, what shinobi rank, are you?" Tsunade continues.
"Chuunin." You respond, feeling a little nervous.
"Is the Sand Village in such short supply of Jounin, they would send a mere Chuunin to relay a message of such importance, and alone for that matter?"
'Shiiiit.' Your mind screams.
"And you bear nothing, no official documents from the Kazekage?" Tsunade does not even wait for you to reply and turns to one of the nameless ninja. "Bring her in."
The ninja nod and leave the room, re-entering a moment later with Temari.
'I am so screwed.'
Temari examines you with cold penetrating eyes.
"I've never seen her before." She responds. "You say you are a Sand-nin? Tell me, what it is that every Genin of the Sand recites upon his or her graduation?"
'Dammit! Trust Kishimoto to keep certain things hidden from the Manga reader/Anime viewer!' There is no way you could weasel yourself out of this one...you remain silent and bow your head.
"I thought so..." Temari remarks. "She is definitely not a Sand-nin."
"An Akatsuki spy?" Shizune voices her opinion.
"No!" You exclaim, "Please, you have to listen to me!"
"Why should we? You lied to us!" Naruto growls.
The fact that Naruto is mad at you, does not bode well...
"I'm sorry I lied!" You bow your head again, fisting the covers in your hands. "I just didn't know what else to do..."
Silence.
"I'm not from the Sand Village...hell, I'm not even a ninja..." You sigh.
"Go on." Tsunade responds.
"I...It's just...the real story is...I don't really get it myself...but...I'm not even from this world!" you blurt out.
Now they were all looking at you as if you are insane.
"You see, where I live...this...your world, Konoha, the village of the Sand, the Akatsuki, everything...it's all just a made up story! I watch the series on television, I read the Manga novels and...the reason I was dressed as a ninja with the Sand Village forehead protector is because I was going to a convention." You continue to rant, the color rising in your cheeks.
"And then..." tears are coming to your eyes, and you hate crying in public.
"There was a truck...I couldn't get out of the way and...I don't know what happened...I thought I was going to die...and I woke up...here...Naruto found me..." You scrub at your eyes.
"THAT'S the truth?" Naruto exclaims.
"Why do you think I lied at first!?" You exclaim in frustration, giving your tears free reign. "If you don't believe me, I can tell you all sorts of things!"
"Yeah?" Naruto looks at you quizzically.
"Uchiha Sasuke was your first kiss." You state.
"He was?" Tsunade, Shizune, Temari and even the nameless ninja turn to look at Naruto who is bright red and looking absolutely furious.
"W-Was not!" Naruto yells.
"Was too!" You contradict him. "But it was an accident; some guy bumped you into him."
"Yeah..." Naruto grudgingly admits.
"You have a crush on Haruno Sakura, who unfortunately is crushing on Sasuke who ran away from Konoha three years ago, to train under Orochimaru a Saanin and former member of the Akatsuki. Tsunade is Sakura's mentor, also one of the Saanin, with a really bad gambling problem, bad because she sucks at it...and she summons slugs, while Orochimaru summons snakes and Jiraiya summons frogs. Naruto, you can summon frogs too, after Jiraiya let you sign the scroll, he was also the one who taught you the Rasengan, and he is also the writer of the Icha Icha paradise series that Kakashi likes to read so much..." You continue to spout out pieces of information, even going as far as quoting some of their thoughts during certain events.
"I can delve into some more intimate details if you still don't believe me..." You say.
"That...will be quite enough." Tsunade responds.
"You're not going to have me tortured by the Anbu, are you?" You demand, terrified at the prospect.
"No...you seem quite willing to give information out, so I doubt such methods would be necessary." Tsunade responds. Temari and Naruto were silent...maybe wondering what else you knew about them.
"You will be provided with a change of clothes and then you will be escorted to my office where we shall discuss matters further..." Tsunade explains as she rises from her chair.
And that is exactly what happens.
After having relayed the most important information to Tsunade regarding the Akatsuki's plan about the Jinchuriki and the imminent danger to the Sand Village and Gaara, the hokage immediately arranged for a team of shinobi to be dispatched along with Temari to travel at once to the Sand village.
Tsunade then turns to you,
"The information you have provided is useful, and it would be better still if you could travel with the team to further advise them on the situation...but if you do not feel that this is necessary you are free to remain here in Konoha...as a guest."
Well, Tsunade's giving you a choice.
What'll it be?
