Check your apartment for psychos.
From Create Your Own Story
You roll out of bed and grab a bottle of Jack Daniel's that a friend left in your room. You hold it upside-down like a club and start walking towards the door of your bedroom, ready to swat any weirdos you might find in the apartment.
"You seem to have forgotten. You bought me yesterday. I'm a brain implanted A.I. from Thought Watch Industries. I'm the..."
