Celebrate! Time to get the bitches!!!
From Create Your Own Story
"Yes! Alright, let's go get laid. I'll call in sick for work." You grab the first pair of pants you see and pull them on, quickly slipping on some loafers and grabbing a shirt to don on your way out. As you yank your phone off the charger and start to dial the office, the A.I. kills your buzz.
"Not so fast," the program says slowly from inside your skull. "You are making two mistakes right now that will work against your desire to get laid. I will not help you in any way until they have been addressed."
