Ask the tiger the ingredients to McDonald's secret sauce

From Create Your Own Story

"My master has divined what those ingredients are," the tiger says. "But I cannot divulge this answer to you, lest speaking the words aloud summon lawyers."

Do you:

• Ask the tiger what "magical properties" Joojoo has.
• Ask what the bond is.
• Ask the tiger if she can do your homework
• Ask the tiger what the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything is
• Forget asking more questions and enter the tower already