Ask the strange woman who she is
From Create Your Own Story
"Who are you?" you ask. "What are you doing in such a place?"
The woman pouts. "Who I am is not important," she says. "I am the keeper of this place – that is all. Who are you?" The woman is slowly nearing you.
"I am a hero from Analland."
She loses all composure for a moment and guffaws, bringing a hand up to cover her mouth. "Of course, yes," she answers simply. "You seek... the Codpiece." Briefly, she glances down at the growing bulge in your pants.
She is much closer now, the light shining from the pool reflects from whatever the woman is holding behind her back, glinting across the cavern walls.
Do you: