A large group comes by, possibly 10-20 female hikers
From Create Your Own Story
They stop to rest and make sure everyone's there and you start planning your strategy.
"Algeria?"
"Here."
"Australia?"
"Here."
"Belgium?"
"Here."
"Brazil?"
"Here."
"Canada?"
"Here."
"China?"
"Here."
"England?"
"Present."
"Egypt?"
"Here."
"Jamaica?"
"I'm here, mon."
"Japan?"
"Here."
"Romania?"
"Here."
"Russia?"
"I am here."
"Serbia?"
"Here."
"Ukraine?... Ukraine?! Fuck. Ukraine ran off again. Alright then, as usual, everyone stay in pairs, one group of three."
"We should have planned ahead for this, huh U.S.?" Russia says sarcastically.
So it seems you've run across the IFHA, or International Female Hikers Association. What do you want to do now?
- Grab them before they go to find their missing companion
- Target one group of searchers
- Try to find "Ukraine" before they do
| You are: | A mass of living slime, with a penis |
