Icy Heart of Darkness! The Final Story of Sneen!
From Yb Timeline
"And so, the Dark Prognosticus faded from history..."
-Narration, Super Paper Mario
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Icy Heart of Darkness! The Final Story of Sneen! was the last Yoshi Bodyguards story Topmonhit did. It was, as the name suggests, Sneen's final story (more or less), and ended with his death.
Characters (Possibly Incomplete): Sneen, Various YB Members (including, but not limited to, Top Mon Hit, Oshy Gisho, Topper Mon Hit, Subsourian the Dark, Sneezier, Pyroshi, Power Box, Danny, Pichup, Chibi, Lucky), Duller, Charold, Dark Piranha, Mysterio, Luvbi, Jaydes, Hagra, Hagitha, Hagnes, Underchomp, Dimentio, Morton Koopa Sr., Grambi, Doopliss, Dark Ultra Blooper, Bonechill, King Ghidorah
Locations (Possibly Incomplete): Star World, Yoshi Bodyguards HQ, Underwhere, Underwhere Road, Overthere Stair, Overthere, The River Twygz, Underwhere Forest
Time Period: June 2008
Story
Prologue: A Heart of Ice
At Fahr Outpost, Sneen had been there for a little over half a year. The bob-ombs had gotten used to him, and almost began to accept him. However, on this particular day, a group of bob-ombs got just a little too close to Sneen's lab and exploded, causing chemicals in Sneen's lab to fall everywhere. One, a dark liquid, fell into Sneen's mouth, and he accidently swallowed some. Before he could actually worry about that, he realized two more chemicals were moving towards one another, and the result was explosive; the lab was destroyed, and Sneen had disappeared.
Chapter 1: When the Underwhere Freezes Over!
Meanwhile, at the YBs HQ, Top, Oshy and Topper had come to visit. While visiting, however, snow began to fall, even though it was June! Deciding it was just a freak weather accident, they enjoyed the cool-off of summer... until days passed and things became colder and colder all across the planet. Eventually, Star World called for a meeting to discuss the recent weather imbalance, and although the YBs were invited, they never made it. A massive cannon somehow appeared in front of the YB HQ and it fired, destroying the HQ and killing everyone inside.
The YB awoke at the Underwhere, which was now colder and somewhat icy, and Oshy saw his dead father, Duller! He was choked up, but others were worried that they were dead. Some thought it was just a mistake and they went to find Jaydes, but instead found Dark Sneen, Sneen's dark side! Dark Sneen told them that an explosion killed him, but not right before splitting with his light side. He then told them he had business in the Overthere, and sent Dark Piranha, a massive, dark piranha plant the YBs had defeated two years earlier to attack them. Dark Sneen ran off, but Dark Piranha was defeated and the YB began to chase Dark Sneen.
Between the two chapters, it showed Light Sneen, Luvbi and Jadyes were inside cages and Dark Sneen was speaking with them. Light Sneen was in a fetal position, not speaking, while the other two were their usual selves. There was then a dialogue introducing two unnamed characters later revealed to be Sneen and Leila.
Chapter 2: On the Road to the Overthere City
The YB made their way down Underwhere Road, where they met The Three Hags, Hagra, Hagitha, and Hagnes. They explained to the YBs what had happened--when Dark and Light Sneen came to the Underwhere, only Light Sneen appeared in the usual location; Dark Sneen was able to end up elsewhere due to Light Sneen filling in. Dark Sneen just so happened to land where the Dark Prognosticus fell when Dimentio was defeated back in Super Paper Mario, and Dark Sneen was able to use it to create the Frozen Heart, which he was able to use to take over the Underwhere and freeze it over.
According to them, the Underwhere is somehow connected with Star World's core, which is why Star World is now freezing over; if it continued, Star World would become too cold for life and all life would die, sending them to the Underwhere, which Dark Sneen now ruled! It was obvious the YB had to stop him as soon as they could, so they went off back on the Underwhere Road.
Although the Dorguys kept getting in the way, they were able to get through each, then defeat the Underchomp. However, just then, Dimentio appeared! He said he was now helping Dark Sneen in his plan in exchange for being given the gift of life once more, and he was also given some limited abilities back. He used these to increase the Underchomp's power and let the YB fight the new and improved Underchomp. They still won, though, and continued on to Overthere Stair.
Chapter 3: An Apple a Week for the Crazy Freak
Chapter 4: The Terror of the Koopa
Chapter 5: 40 Miles on the River Twygz
Chapter 6: The Chilling Realization
Chapter 7: A Monster of a Problem
Chapter 8: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told in the Last 5 Minutes
Epilogue: The Story of Sneen
Trivia
- The reason this was made into a Yoshi Bodyguards Story was due to the number of references to previous YB stories.
Connections to Other Stories
- This would end up not being Sneen's final story, as he would make an appearance in Chapter 8 of Pokemon Platinum 3: Time, Space & Darkness when the heroes ended up in the dimension of the ice underworld Sneen went to. He would remain there, however, making that his true final story.
- Most of Sneezier's villains reappear in this story as bosses. Mysterio is fought first and joined the heroes but offers no help since he doesn't care, he wanted only to see his foes suffer. Plasmoc appears, still lusting for controlling the Snifin Twins.
- Although Topmonhit has stated he has plans for Dimentio, Dimentio has not yet reappeared in a story as of now.
- Morton Koopa Sr. was a villain fought in various YB stories as an undead villain, but when he was sent to the Underwhere, his power greatly decreased.
- The Dark Piranha and Dark Ultra Blooper were creatures mutated by Morton Koopa Sr.'s dark, undead mist.
| Preceded by: The Blackest Days | Timeline Icy Heart of Darkness! The Final Story of Sneen! | Followed by: The Maledictum |
