Top Mon Hit
From Yb Timeline
"Hello all, how do you do? My name’s Top, I’m the king! Woohoo!"
-Top, Top Story (Part 11-3: The Top That Would Be King)
Top Mon Hit is a Kirby from Popstar. He is known for his odd antics and odd... um... antics. He is also known for his voracious appetite and semi-heroic ability. He is the main character of Topmonhit, although he is not the first character. He has appeared in many different places, sometimes as a guest star. He is depicted as a brown (AKA Chocolate) colored Kirby who wears a dark green hat with a T on it, similar to the hat of Luigi from the Mario video game series. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. His first known appearance has been in The Yoshi Bodyguards, originally as a mutation suffered by Topper Mon Hit, then later as a stand-alone character. He is seen as best friends with Oshy and Topper, has a pet/roommate in the form of a Whacka named Whacko, and carries Mario character Stuffwell underneath his hat.
Contents |
Appearances
In no specific order, every known place Top has appeared.
- The Yoshi Bodyguards
- Hachacha
- Topmonhit's Comics
- Topmonhit Story
- RP Chronicles
- Nintendo Anecdote 2
- Nintendo Anecdote 3
- TRTDAHAN (Top's RP That Doesn't Actually Have a Name)
- Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity
- Pyro's Adventure
- Madscio Comics
History
Top Story Bio
Name: Top
Species/Appearance: 
Age: 17
Gender: Male
From: Dreamland, Popstar
Bio/Personality: A Kirby who is just a little odd. Sorta odd. Ok, he's odder than odd itself! After leaving Dreamland to explore the Nintendo Universe, he found himself outside it at an uncharted planet and then later going to the Pokemon Planet. But the best place he's been so far is the Yoshi Bodyguards, where he has been for a long time now. He mainly rides around on his Wheelie Scooter, and can throw Dark Green Fireballs when he lacks an ability, and recently he found he can also throw Dark Green Iceballs because he's part Eskimo Kirby. Oh, and no one really knows where he got the Dark Green Luigi hat, but it’s known that there exists a town inside there for some reason. Also under his hat is Stuffwell, who he uses to keep all his stuff in. Whenever his light and dark sides split, Light Top, who is often called just Top since he’s like Top but not as odd (usually), Dark Top usually tries to take over the world or something evil. The problem is, if Dark Top dies, Light Top dies, and thus Top dies. Top also once had Galaxia, but sword are overused so he magically had it reforged into a hammer, Galammeria.
Early Life
Top began his life as all other Kirbys do. ...anyway, his mother was a red Kirby named Kaby, and his father was a blue one named Kerry. He also had a brother, a shadow-colored Kirby, named Mot. Top wasn't very good in school and made a lot of ruckus. He mostly got Cs and Qs, but made some friends such as Blizzard, a light blue Kirby. His life was boring and you don't want to hear about it up to a certain point where it began to get interesting.
Adventures in Space
One day, at a party, Top and Blizzard were dared to sneak into King Dedede's Castle. They did, but were caught by King Dedede. Soon after, he sued them on the grounds that they were breaking and entering. Somehow, they were given a trial, and that is when Top met a pumpkin from Rareworld, who is only known as Top's Lawyer. After getting Top out of the sticky situation, Top decided to go off and explore space. Blizzard built for him his own Star Ship, which was brown-colored, and Top went off to explore space.
After a long while of flying through space, Top eventually crashed on a planet known as Mintop. There, he met creatures known as Slubes. He met three Slubes named Numer, Professor Zeth, and Cherry. Together, they went on a few adventures, including battling a large creature called a Spleech named Conrad, who had been trying to take over the planet for a while. In the final encounter, Top was hit with a strange beam, although he seemed fine. Soon after, he decided to leave and continue exploring space. However, while flying away, he was suddenly attacked by a copy of himself, which he learned was Dark Top. That beam split Top's Light and Dark halves, but while they were fighting, they suddenly fell into a random portal, sending them to a completely random location.
Light Top found himself on a strange island with strange inhabitants called Pokemon. It was known as Hachacha. It was here that he met Topper, then later Oshy, and others including Chibi and Jet Kirby (Max). Most events that conspired are now non-canon. Eventually, the inhabitants of the island left, and Top returned to Popstar with his family until a portal sucked him in, sending him to The Yoshi Bodyguards.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
Early YB
The Early YB is marked with many discrepancies, which can be read about later. It is known for fact that Top fell through a random portal at the same time Topper fell out of one while he was in the YB, causing them to switch. Everyone assumed Topper had mutated into a Kirby, as they called him "Top" for short back then, causing much confusion later on. Well, not really. It was here Top met many others, including Yoshi., Mack, Power Box, Sneezier, and others. Later on he met others such as Pyro, Danny, and so on and so forth.
As time passed, Top became a well-known and distinguished YB, despite his insane oddness. However, at one point, Dark Top returned, now with the dark side of Sneezier, Dark Sneezier. They began an evil company called Darkcorp. Also appearing was an evil robot of Top known only as Metal Top. Then Dark Top got sick of Darkcorp and left. Later, Cackletta, whose spirit had been revived by Fawful and Gruntilda Winkybunion, possessed Top, forming Topletta. With Top's body, Cackletta made her way into Hoo Mountain, where she found a mystic power that allowed her to gain her body back. No one knows what it was. Soon after, Dark Top united Cackletta, Fawful, Grunty, and earlier villains of the YB King Boo, Missingno., Dark Matter and Sandbag under the Federation of Evil Acquaintances, or FOEA. Around this time, Oshy joined the YB and so Top and Oshy became friends.
It is also of note that various comic series occured in this time, but their canonity is debated by Topmonhit and Topmonhit. All that matters concerning Top is that his brother, Mot, turned out to be evil and was defeated, then thrown into jail.
The Dark Ages
The Dark Ages began when the YBs leader, Yoshi., which was short for Yoshiler, was killed by his adopted son, Summer, later Lord Farzar. The demon Varfudor, who was Yoshi.'s worst enemy, brought forth Titans of yore (or something) that plotted to begin a new universe. When they were awakened once more, Star World was sent into total chaos.
Top and Oshy quickly escaped the planet, going to Rareworld, and eventually Danny followed. There, they ran right into FOEA's base of operations, and soon their base, Gruntilda's lair, completely blew up. FOEA ran off, but Top gained a dark Chaos Emerald of strange and dark power. After a time, they returned to Star World, although the end of the Dark Ages had very little to actually do with Top.
Darkness Returns
After an adventure involving Oshy, in which Morton Koopa Sr., Bowser's father, was battled and defeated, Oshy left the YB temporarily, and soon after Top's Lawyer decided to join the YB for a time. In January 2006, Oshy rejoined the YB when Shadow Creatures from the Shadow Dimension attempted to take over Star World. With the help of the Shadow Creatures Vivian and Noshum, the Shadow King, the ruler of the Shadow Dimension, was defeated, and the Shadow Creature were freed from the Shadow Monarchy. During this adventure, new Crystal Stars were created, but the shrine required holders for each, so it called forth one worth for the 7th--a Sneasel named Sneen. Sneen eventually joined the YB once the adventure was over, and Top's Lawyer left soon after.
The next month, Metal Sonic stole the Chaos Emeralds from Princess Peach's Castle, but when the YB tried to stop it with the Dark Chaos Emerald, Dark Top appeared and stole it. With this, Metal Sonic was stopped, but Dark Top now had an insane amount of power at his disposal. Light Top took the normal Chaos Emeralds and a massive fight began, which ended in the two of them merging together once more. Then, over the next month, phazon began to infect Star World, and when Top came to help, it infected a Whacko. With Top's care for Whackas, he gave it his all to try and save it. Soon after, a Yoshi was infected with phazon, and in the end, one of the Titans had revealed to have survived. It was now a grotesque monstrosity, but the YB was eventually able to defeat it.
At some point around this section, Top found Stuffwell, who was out of a job because of Super Stuffwell. Dang Sneezier. Anyway, Top adopted him and he began to live under Top's hat.
The Adventure of Wishes
With the YB doing so much, Princess Peach decided to hold a party in their honor. However, during the party, Metal Top appeared, revealing to have the Beanstar that he had stolen from FOEA. Due to Peach's voice, it had awaken, and he raised the castle into the sky, then defeated the YB, blasting them out of the party. They needed to counter Metal Top's wishes with wishes of their own, so they went to Star Haven to find a Star Rod. Alas, Star Haven had been attacked earlier, and the Star Rod was in fragments across Star World. They traveled Star World until they regained all pieces of the Star Rod, reforming it and then challenging Metal Top to a duel of wishes. In the end, Metal Top was destroyed, supposedly once and for all...
Meta Top
Over several months preceding June of 2006, strange dark mist began to appear, infecting various creatures. Whenever this occured, a strange Meta Knight-like character that was brown with a green mask appeared to help. Eventually, a group of Dark Koopatrols attempted to kidnap Top--although the reason was unknown. They were warded off successfully, until the next day when a Wayoshi was infected. During the fight, Dark Koopatrols returned and kidnapped him, bringing him to a mysterious, dark castle. There, Top was brought to Morton Koopa Sr., who ended up not being defeated in the earlier encounter. The other YBs came to Top's rescue, and a battle began which Meta Top joined into. However, during the fight, a clock was destroyed and it caused a machine to malfunction, sending everyone to the future.
When they arrived in the future, it was bleak and desolate. Meta Top quickly brought them to a base of other future people, and they learned that Morton was not defeated and had taken over Star World. This was the last resistance. Top learned that Meta Top was in fact the future Top, and that years ago a meteor had crashed his family reunion, killing his family. He went into hiding, training and became Meta Top until he heard about Morton and returned. The only way to prevent this was to go back to the past, so the resitance went into Morton's castle and, defeating all foes, and sending the YB back to their present time. They then flew out into space, finding the meteor the present Morton was on, and defeated him when Top did a last-ditch effort by using Crash ability in his Star Ship. Morton was completely eradicated once and for all.
Top Stops Being Important and Then He's Important Again
In the Fall of 2006, Oshy and his brother, Yisho, went on an adventure through time. Top, however, was absent throughout most of the story, appearing mainly in cameos until he helped Oshy chase after a UFO thanks to The Cloud. He later had an appearance at the end of the story. Later, in December of that year, the YB went to the North Pole to see Santa, instead finding an Angry Scientist named Kienstrom. They then fell into a cave where they found Santa's Workshop, and Top got a collection of ability bubbles to use at any time.
The next year wasn't much better, starting out fairly bumpy. In March, Top found a treasure map and the YB went on a treasure hunt. Unfortunately, 5 shards of a gem they had been collecting began to act up and unlocked a dark treasure chest with a demon inside. It disappeared, later revealing to have possessed Top, and it allowed Dark Top to take over. When the demon was trapped inside another gem, Fawful appeared out of nowhere and kidnapped Top. Along with Cackletta, Grunty, and other former members of FOEA, they allowed Dark Top to remain in control of Top and FOEA began again. However, when they kidnapped Yoshi, the YB once more went on the attack, defeating Dark Top and the demon, saving Top.
The End of Top's YB Time
Top continued to help out the YB in adventures, including The Shadows of Nor'Lesha, The Shadows, the Prankster and the Hat, in which he convinced Doopliss to join the good side by singing, Stop 'n' Swop Yoshi Bodyguards, in which the YB went to Rareworld to collect the Stop 'n' Swop items before Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty could, Time Terror, in which he did very little, and Pokemon Platinum 2--YB Version, in which once again he did very little. Around this time, for reasons he cares not to disclose, he, Oshy and Topper "left" the YB, although still often helping out with adventures and sometimes hanging around the HQ.
Topmonhit Story
The Plot of Evil Dreams
Once Top, Oshy and Topper left the YB, Top began to hang around his own house more often. Sneen had also left, but was planning on moving to Fhar Outpost. However, before he did, they learned the Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty had stolen the Star Rod, and then Master Emerald was under attack. Although they tried to save it from being stolen, Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty, along with Slike, were able to steal it. That night, Top disappeared--he later returned, battered and bruised, until it was learned he was fine, and it was secretly Dark Top. Dark Top hurried to the basement, stealing the Magic Paintbrush they had bought from E. Gadd and teleporting away with it.
Meanwhile, Light Top had been kidnapped and was in the Castle Formerly Owned by Tubba Blubba, which was often FOEA's base of operations. The others came and saved him, but then it was found out that Cackletta, Fawful, Grunty, Slike and Dark Top were working with many more villains, and that a huge battle ensued. In the end, Dark Top activated their device of evil that allowed them to control the dreams of anyone on Star World, and the main characters escaped.
They escaped to the Pokeworld, where they stayed at Viridian Forest until three of the villains, Rexor, Shadow Danny and Metal Sneezier, appeared, trying to kidnap a Jigglypuff. They were defeated and the group split off when they learned other villains were elsewhere. Light Top was in the group that went to Ripple Star, successfully preventing Metal Sonic, Mime Dee and Dark Matter Kirby from taking the Ripple Crystal. Unfortunately, the other group was not as lucky, and the villains got the Crystal Jiggy, which they could use to take control of the dreams of inhabitants of other planets. Thus, one final attack was needed...
The heroes went to Star World and began their attack on the villains. They got into their castle, defeating all the foes until they were on the roof. There, Slike appeared and attacked them with a device that increased his power by a ridiculous amount. He swiftly defeated them all, knocking them unconscious. By a stroke of luck, however, the machine malfunctioned and their dreams were not taken control of. Another stroke of luck occured when Parnky the Prank freed them; unfortunately, everything when haywire when Metal Top suddenly returned, revealing he had come from the future of Morton to the past. Light Top and Dark Top together were able to stop Metal Top from taking control of the machine; it escaped, however, and when all the villains disappeared, so did Dark Top.
Fakes
After The Plot of Evil Dreams, Top, Oshy and Topper won a cruise trip which they took in early Spring of 2008.. It was cut short, however, when the ship entered a whirlpool created by Bloo and Mogmire. The other heroes had to rescue them, but they too were sank by a whirlpool. Before Bloo and Mogmire could begin their plot, though, an orb suddenly appeared, followed by a massive blob of water called Water Blob. Bloo and Mogmire disappeared, and the blob was defeated, giving them the orb--a blue orb. Later, they battled a flaming eagle known as Heagle, getting a red orb. They then fought a massive plant called Magnocoden to save the Fearsome Five, getting a green orb. Finally, Top, Oshy and Topper encountered fake versions of themselves known as Anti-Top, Anti-Oshy, and Anti-Topper. Anti-Top was very dull and boring. During the battle against them, however, a massive rock creature called Storn appeared. Although it was defeated, the Anti-villains stole the orb and flew away.
Not long after, yet another fake Top appeared--this one known as Fake Top, or Tih Nom Pot. This was created by Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty to frame Top and steal the Chaos Emeralds, which it successfully did. However, when Top went to trial with Top's Lawyer, it appeared he would win. Then, Fawful used a hypno beam to force the jury to vote guilty, sending Top to jail. There, he met his brother once more, who claims to have turned over a new leaf. Together, they broke out of jail and met a group of Whackas. One of them, Whacko, agreed to help them get into Princess Peach's Castle to try and get Top's name cleared. Along the way, the hypnotized jury was sent by Cackletta, Fawful and Grunty to stop him, but they failed. Chibi was their final try, but she was defeated and decided to get even with the Witchy Fury Trio by helping Top. They snuck into the castle through the basement and freed Bob, Pyro and Danny who had been kidnapped earlier, then they proceeded to defeat Fawful in a singing contest, Grunty at a quiz, and then Cackletta in a battle. Before the final battle, however, Fake Top used the Chaos Emeralds to try and become a true clone of Top and take over his life. It failed at this, however, and was destroyed, scattering the Chaos Emeralds.
Chaos Abounds
As Summer began, Top got no rest as Apricot, the Yoshi that Oshy had met a little while ago and who was apparently from his childhood, was kidnapped. Oshy suspected Rexor, although it turned out to be the X-Nauts, who were after the Chaos Emeralds. After tussles located at varying locations, the final battle began in an X-Naut battleship. However, the Chaos Emeralds fell out when the battleship was attacked by a mysterious ship, which revealed to be Dr. Eggman's. Whirl showed up as well in a smaller ship, making a portal for Top and the others, and then Slike joined the fray. In the end, the emeralds were scattered across the universe, and one was found in the Pit of 100 Trials.
Not long after, the planet began getting... cold. Despite being summer. Top, Oshy and Topper were visiting the YB when suddenly the HQ was destroyed, killing everyone inside. They all appeared in the Underwhere, where they learned Sneen was at and had split his Light and Dark halves. He was chased down to the Overthere, then back to the Underwhere, eventually leading to one last fight. However, he had been tricked by Dimentio, who had been in the Underwhere, and ended up losing his life force, causing both Dark and Light Sneen to die.
Orbs and Emeralds
When Fall began to come around, Apricot was once again kidnapped. However, Rexor, the kidnapper, demanded the orbs they had been collecting. They had 4; the Anti-Villains from earlier that year had one, so they had to take theirs. They ended up having 2, and were destroyed in the end. Apricot was then saved as well, but soon they were attacked by a massive armada, causing them to fall into the ocean. There, Numer, Zeth and Cherry appeared once more, as these orbs were from their planet. Conrad appeared, the orbs were scattered, and they had to be collected once more. In the end, Conrad was defeated and Numer, Zeth and Cherry returned to their planet.
In that same month, Luigi and Yoshi disappeared while searching for Mario who had disappeared. Top and Oshy went searching for them, only finding Yoshi, and then later not doing anything else for the rest of The Oddtastic Adventure. Topmonhit thinks he helped battle Grodus in the end, though. Oh, wait, that doesn't explain the "Emerald" heading very well, does it? Oh well.
Through Time and Space
The next month, Top and the others went to the Pokeworld when they learned Team Rocket was kidnapping Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit. However, it was soon learned that Giovanni had been possessed by the demon Nocktor, who had absorbed the power of Giratina, followed by Dialga and Palkia. They then chased Nocktor throughout time and space, eventually sending them to a crossover between the 1576 Kingdom Novel. Nothing important happened, though, other than Top naming him, Oshy and Topper Team TOT, and Nocktor was destroyed once and for all.
The Dark Perforation
The following Winter, Top recieved a message saying he was the new king of a kingdom on Shiver Star, the Icle Kingdom. There, he learned he had to protect a diamond of strange and mystical power, but the very same day of his coronation, war were declared by someone named Minorbu which ended in the kingdom being destroyed. Team TOT was able to escape with the diamond, though, keeping it out of evil's hands.
And the rest is ongoing history...
Discrepancies
Hachacha
Most of this can be read in the Chibi section. However, there are others. Originally, Top, Oshy, Topper, Whirl and Croco were all "forms" of each other, each from a different planet. This is now outdated.
Another discrepancy involves Japan. In the original RP, for a large section of it everyone moved to Japan. Yes, it was fun for the RP, but in the actual storyline, Topmonhit doesn't think so.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
Most, if not most, of the discrepancies in the YB are either lost or forgotten since the death of NSider. However, some are remembered. Originally, Topper, who was then called Top, was simply mutated into a Kirby. This came about when Topmonhit began comics, and needed a character with actual sprites. Later, in Hachacha, these characters were split into two distinct ones.
Originally, Top did not have a hat. This can also be seen in the comics.
Topmonhit Comics
The original comics centered around events in the YB, which were largely fabricated. Um... Topmonhit thinks he's gone over everything.
Chibi
Long ago, in a distant land, Top and Chibi so-called "loved" each other. However, this was back when Chibi took pills called "CKN DIDN'T HAVE A BASE FOR HER CHARACTERS" and Top was being protrayed by an actor. In short, this disappeared and now Top dislikes Chibi. He doesn't like love and Chibi likes Doopliss, but that's for another article.
[This part has been added by CKN. Great fun was had by all.]
In the olden days of "Topmonhit was a moron in RPing land", Top was in love with Chibi. It seemed like Chibi liked him, but I can only say that that was because of a young ChibiKirbyNess loving to be loved by others (and the fact that some of her other characters were with Max already). So really, Top used to like Chibi, but now he doesn't. That means that their relationship is now nonexistant, as Chibi would rather touch lips with Doopliss (who does not want her either). Or so I think. What do you think, Top?
Non-Canon Appearances
Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity
Top had a brief appearance in the comics by MarioMK1, originally known as Super Mario Crew: Luigi's Denial, then changed to Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity. He appeared in comic 22: Bacon is Evolving, and is special in that he is the only new guest star to appear in that comic. This was also the first comic to feature the "Grayscaliens". He also served the function of a partnerball in that he ate most of the characters who were in the group he joined to be used for later. However, they would all be defeated along with him in comic 24. In this comic, entitled I Don't Like This Plan, Top almost lost his hat when it fell out of the panels and was almost taken by MK, but he gave it back. Soon after, he was defeated by a Grayscalien McPanther, along with Black Kirby and Bubba.
In the end of the series, it was said that all the guest stars that were still in the Mushroom Kingdom were thrown out, as it was believed they were the cause of the craziness that ensued.
It is of pointless note that the comic Top was defeated in was also the comic SGM was introduced in. Coincidence?
Tick Tack Emissary
Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy
Top's RP That Doesn't Actually Have a Name
Personal Information
Personality
Abilities
Top's Hat
Items
Interactions with other Characters
(To be added)
Trivia
- Trivia Sections are Great
- Top didn't originally have a hat. Then I realized that just a recolor was bland, so I ADDED A HAT, GOOD GRAVY!
- Top has a town underneath his hat. This was originally created by YOSHI. I once had a story idea involving it, then decided I didn't like it.
- I can't think of anythiiiiiiiing
NOTE: THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION... OR DESTRUCTION. I FORGET WHICH.
