Top Mon Hit

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"Hello all, how do you do? My name’s Top, I’m the king! Woohoo!"

-Top, Top Story (Part 11-3: The Top That Would Be King)

Top Mon Hit is a Kirby from Popstar. He is known for his odd antics and odd... um... antics. He is also known for his voracious appetite and semi-heroic ability. He is the main character of Topmonhit, although he is not the first character. He has appeared in many different places, sometimes as a guest star. He is depicted as a brown (AKA Chocolate) colored Kirby who wears a dark green hat with a T on it, similar to the hat of Luigi from the Mario video game series. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. His first known appearance has been in The Yoshi Bodyguards, originally as a mutation suffered by Topper Mon Hit, then later as a stand-alone character. He is seen as best friends with Oshy and Topper, has a pet/roommate in the form of a Whacka named Whacko, and carries Mario character Stuffwell underneath his hat.

History

Top Story Bio

Name: Top
Species/Appearance:
Age: 17
Gender: Male
From: Dreamland, Popstar
Bio/Personality: A Kirby who is just a little odd. Sorta odd. Ok, he's odder than odd itself! After leaving Dreamland to explore the Nintendo Universe, he found himself outside it at an uncharted planet and then later going to the Pokemon Planet. But the best place he's been so far is the Yoshi Bodyguards, where he has been for a long time now. He mainly rides around on his Wheelie Scooter, and can throw Dark Green Fireballs when he lacks an ability, and recently he found he can also throw Dark Green Iceballs because he's part Eskimo Kirby. Oh, and no one really knows where he got the Dark Green Luigi hat, but it’s known that there exists a town inside there for some reason. Also under his hat is Stuffwell, who he uses to keep all his stuff in. Whenever his light and dark sides split, Light Top, who is often called just Top since he’s like Top but not as odd (usually), Dark Top usually tries to take over the world or something evil. The problem is, if Dark Top dies, Light Top dies, and thus Top dies. Top also once had Galaxia, but sword are overused so he magically had it reforged into a hammer, Galammeria.

Early Life

Top began his life as all other Kirbys do. ...anyway, his mother was a red Kirby named Kaby, and his father was a blue one named Kerry. He also had a brother, a shadow-colored Kirby, named Mot. Top wasn't very good in school and made a lot of ruckus. He mostly got Cs and Qs, but made some friends such as Blizzard, a light blue Kirby. His life was boring and you don't want to hear about it up to a certain point where it began to get interesting.

Adventures in Space

One day, at a party, Top and Blizzard were dared to sneak into King Dedede's Castle. They did, but were caught by King Dedede. Soon after, he sued them on the grounds that they were breaking and entering. Somehow, they were given a trial, and that is when Top met a pumpkin from Rareworld, who is only known as Top's Lawyer. After getting Top out of the sticky situation, Top decided to go off and explore space. Blizzard built for him his own Star Ship, which was brown-colored, and Top went off to explore space.

After a long while of flying through space, Top eventually crashed on a planet known as Mintop. There, he met creatures known as Slubes. He met three Slubes named Numer, Professor Zeth, and Cherry. Together, they went on a few adventures, including battling a large creature called a Spleech named Conrad, who had been trying to take over the planet for a while. In the final encounter, Top was hit with a strange beam, although he seemed fine. Soon after, he decided to leave and continue exploring space. However, while flying away, he was suddenly attacked by a copy of himself, which he learned was Dark Top. That beam split Top's Light and Dark halves, but while they were fighting, they suddenly fell into a random portal, sending them to a completely random location.

Light Top found himself on a strange island with strange inhabitants called Pokemon. It was known as Hachacha. It was here that he met Topper, then later Oshy, and others including Chibi and Jet Kirby (Max). Most events that conspired are now non-canon. Eventually, the inhabitants of the island left, and Top returned to Popstar with his family until a portal sucked him in, sending him to The Yoshi Bodyguards.

The Yoshi Bodyguards

Early YB

The Early YB is marked with many discrepancies, which can be read about later. It is known for fact that Top fell through a random portal at the same time Topper fell out of one while he was in the YB, causing them to switch. Everyone assumed Topper had mutated into a Kirby, as they called him "Top" for short back then, causing much confusion later on. Well, not really. It was here Top met many others, including Yoshi., Mack, Power Box, Sneezier, and others. Later on he met others such as Pyro, Danny, and so on and so forth.

As time passed, Top became a well-known and distinguished YB, despite his insane oddness. However, at one point, Dark Top returned, now with the dark side of Sneezier, Dark Sneezier. They began an evil company called Darkcorp. Also appearing was an evil robot of Top known only as Metal Top. Then Dark Top got sick of Darkcorp and left. Later, Cackletta, whose spirit had been revived by Fawful and Gruntilda Winkybunion, possessed Top, forming Topletta. With Top's body, Cackletta made her way into Hoo Mountain, where she found a mystic power that allowed her to gain her body back. No one knows what it was. Soon after, Dark Top united Cackletta, Fawful, Grunty, and earlier villains of the YB King Boo, Missingno., Dark Matter and Sandbag under the Federation of Evil Acquaintances, or FOEA. Around this time, Oshy joined the YB and so Top and Oshy became friends.

It is also of note that various comic series occured in this time, but their canonity is debated by Topmonhit and Topmonhit.

The Dark Ages

The Dark Ages began when the YBs leader, Yoshi., which was short for Yoshiler, was killed by his adopted son, Summer, later Lord Farzar. The demon Varfudor, who was Yoshi.'s worst enemy, brought forth Titans of yore (or something) that plotted to begin a new universe. When they were awakened once more, Star World was sent into total chaos.

Top and Oshy quickly escaped the planet, going to Rareworld, and eventually Danny followed. There, they ran right into FOEA's base of operations, and soon their base, Gruntilda's lair, completely blew up. FOEA ran off, but Top gained a dark Chaos Emerald of strange and dark power. After a time, they returned to Star World, although the end of the Dark Ages had very little to actually do with Top.

Darkness Returns

After an adventure involving Oshy, in which Morton Koopa Sr., Bowser's father, was battled and defeated, Oshy left the YB temporarily, and soon after Top's Lawyer decided to join the YB for a time. In January 2006, Oshy rejoined the YB when Shadow Creatures from the Shadow Dimension attempted to take over Star World. With the help of the Shadow Creatures Vivian and Noshum, the Shadow King, the ruler of the Shadow Dimension, was defeated, and the Shadow Creature were freed from the Shadow Monarchy. During this adventure, new Crystal Stars were created, but the shrine required holders for each, so it called forth one worth for the 7th--a Sneasel named Sneen. Sneen eventually joined the YB once the adventure was over, and Top's Lawyer left soon after.

The next month, Metal Sonic stole the Chaos Emeralds from Princess Peach's Castle, but when the YB tried to stop it with the Dark Chaos Emerald, Dark Top appeared and stole it. With this, Metal Sonic was stopped, but Dark Top now had an insane amount of power at his disposal. Light Top took the normal Chaos Emeralds and a massive fight began, which ended in the two of them merging together once more. Then, over the next month, phazon began to infect Star World, and when Top came to help, it infected a Whacko. With Top's care for Whackas, he gave it his all to try and save it. Soon after, a Yoshi was infected with phazon, and in the end, one of the Titans had revealed to have survived. It was now a grotesque monstrosity, but the YB was eventually able to defeat it.

The Adventure of Wishes

With the YB doing so much, Princess Peach decided to hold a party in their honor. However, during the party, Metal Top appeared, revealing to have the Beanstar that he had stolen from FOEA. Due to Peach's voice, it had awaken, and he raised the castle into the sky, then defeated the YB, blasting them out of the party. They needed to counter Metal Top's wishes with wishes of their own, so they went to Star Haven to find a Star Rod. Alas, Star Haven had been attacked earlier, and the Star Rod was in fragments across Star World. They traveled Star World until they regained all pieces of the Star Rod, reforming it and then challenging Metal Top to a duel of wishes. In the end, Metal Top was destroyed, supposedly once and for all...

Meta Top

Over several months preceding June of 2006, strange dark mist began to appear, infecting various creatures. Whenever this occured, a strange Meta Knight-like character that was brown with a green mask appeared to help. Eventually, a group of Dark Koopatrols attempted to kidnap Top--although the reason was unknown. They were warded off successfully, until the next day when a Wayoshi was infected. During the fight, Dark Koopatrols returned and kidnapped him, bringing him to a mysterious, dark castle. There, Top was brought to Morton Koopa Sr., who ended up not being defeated in the earlier encounter. The other YBs came to Top's rescue, and a battle began which Meta Top joined into. However, during the fight, a clock was destroyed and it caused a machine to malfunction, sending everyone to the future.

When they arrived in the future, it was bleak and desolate. Meta Top quickly brought them to a base of other future people, and they learned that Morton was not defeated and had taken over Star World. This was the last resistance. Top learned that Meta Top was in fact the future Top, and that years ago a meteor had crashed his family reunion, killing his family. He went into hiding, training and became Meta Top until he heard about Morton and returned. The only way to prevent this was to go back to the past, so the resitance went into Morton's castle and, defeating all foes, and sending the YB back to their present time. They then flew out into space, finding the meteor the present Morton was on, and defeated him when Top did a last-ditch effort by using Crash ability in his Star Ship. Morton was completely eradicated once and for all.

Topmonhit Story

Discrepancies

Hachacha

The Yoshi Bodyguards

Topmonhit Comics

Chibi

Long ago, in a distant land, Top and Chibi so-called "loved" each other. However, this was back when Chibi took pills called "CKN DIDN'T HAVE A BASE FOR HER CHARACTERS" and Top was being protrayed by an actor. In short, this disappeared and now Top dislikes Chibi. He doesn't like love and Chibi likes Doopliss, but that's for another article.

[This part has been added by CKN. Great fun was had by all.]

In the olden days of "Topmonhit was a moron in RPing land", Top was in love with Chibi. It seemed like Chibi liked him, but I can only say that that was because of a young ChibiKirbyNess loving to be loved by others (and the fact that some of her other characters were with Max already). So really, Top used to like Chibi, but now he doesn't. That means that their relationship is now nonexistant, as Chibi would rather touch lips with Doopliss (who does not want her either). Or so I think. What do you think, Top?

Non-Canon Appearances

Mushroom Kingdom 1nsanity

Tick Tack Emissary

Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy

Top's RP That Doesn't Actually Have a Name

Personal Information

Personality

Abilities

Top's Hat

Interactions with other Characters

(To be added)

Trivia

-Trivia Sections are Great

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