Tick Tack Emissary

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"I've heard myths of some person
How he plungered into an enemy toilet
How he shaved his homeland."

-TTE "Main" Theme

The Tick Tack Emissary is a story made by Topmonhit. It was based off the Subspace Emissary from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but using the characters of this wiki (more or less). It is actually an alternate dimension story, meaning the only three characters appearing that were the same as their normal appearances were Topmonhit, AFLAC and Count Blea.

Characters (in order of appearance): Sally Snifin, Hikaru, Kyle, Top Mon Hit, Tron, Ancient Guy (Topmonhit), British Petey Piranha, I.M. Ugly, Porylutenagon-Z, a lot of Greaps, Random Goopa, Pichup, Blizzard, Wart, Koogar, Fracktail, Subsourian the Dark, Twotwo, Cinder, Regigigas Statue, Lucky, Spoinky, Some Pokemon Trainer, Lulu, Battlefield Forretress, Kooptopher, Spirit, Power Box, Testube, Dr. Pikachu, Random Fly, Madscio Militia, Murid, Sunset, Stagehand Goomba, Donkey Kong, Fluffy Puff Confection Cardboard Box, Chibi, Danny, President Bombface, Darkly, Mr. Krabby, Topper Mon Hit, Toon Super

Locations: TTE World, Tick Tack Dude

Time Period: (Alternate Dimension) (August 2008)

Characters

Each SSE character had a counterpart in TTE, some of which were more similar than others.

Mario: Fist Kyle
Luigi: Testube
Peach: Sally
Bowser: Koogar
Donkey Kong: Pichup
Diddy Kong: Blizzard
Yoshi: Sunset
Wario: I.M. Ugly
Link: Murid (Later replaced by BK)
Zelda/Shiek: Hikaru/Killer Hikaru
Ganondorf: Darkly
Toon Link: Toon Super
Samus/Zero Suit Samus: Chibi/Hatless Chibi
Pit: Tron
Ice Climbers: Paper
ROB: Topmonhit (Mii)
Kirby: Top
Meta Knight: Spirit
King DeDeDe: Dr. Pikachu
Captain Olimar: Oshy
Fox: Sub
Falco: Scorch
Wolf: Wargutz
Captain Falcon: Werblebomb (Later replaced by Fireflower)
Pikachu: Danny
Pokemon Trainer: Some Pokemon Trainer
PT's Pokemon: Lulu and Mr. Krabby
Lucario: MDY
Jigglypuff: Topper
Marth: Kooptopher
Ike: Power Box
Ness: Lucky
Lucas: Cinder
Mr. Game & Watch: Tick Tack Dude
Snake: Sneezier
Sonic: Hedge
Ancient Minister: Ancient Guy
Master Hand: The Cloud
Tabuu: Count Bleah
Shadow Bugs: Shadow Insects
Petey Piranha: British Petey Piranha
Palutena: Porylutenagon-Z
Rayquaza: Fracktail
Pig King Statue: Regigigas Statue
Porky: Spoinky
Battlefield Fortress: Battlefield Forretress
Galleom: Weldar
Ridley: Cortez
Duon: Dousk
Meta Ridley: Meta Dyna Blade

Story

Level 1: Gravity-Defying Stadium

It opened up in the stadium with a large crowd watching, and Sally and Hikaru were in the observation box. Hikaru complained, and then trophies of Kyle and Top appeared. The two of them fought, and Top won. Meanwhile, in a random futuristic city, Tron was watching the fight on a big-screen plasma TV. Back at the stadium, Kyle was untrophied and everyone began to cheer when a large, floating Ghost Ship appeared, along with red clouds. The ship fired cannonballs of Shadow Insects at the stadium, which formed into brown Primid. Hikaru and Sally mistook them for chocolate, and they all ate them.

Just then, the Ancient Guy appeared and dropped a massive bomb with a Y won it. Two ROBs appeared, attached themselves to it, and activated it with three minutes. The Ancient Guy left to the ship, but Kyle tried to smash the bomb; instead, he was hit with a cannonball chris, sending him blasting away, and British Petey Piranha trapped Hikaru and Sally in a cage. Top tried to free them both by only attacking British Petey Piranha, but it smashed Top with Sally's cage, damaging the cage and breaking it, freeing Sally.

I.M. Ugly then appeared, firing a strange gun at Hikaru that fired a water balloon at her which held a trophy-fying formula, turning Hikaru into a trophy. I.M. Ugly floated over to the trophy and took it, then floated away; Top and Sally quickly escaped the stadium in Top's Star Ship just before the Tick Tack Bomb exploded, engulfing the stadium in a strange substance.

Level 2: Random Giant Floating Futuristic City

After Tron saw the stadium engulfed on TV, Porylutenagon-Z appeared and told him bad stuff was going to happen and he had to stop it. He didn't want to, but she threw him out the window anyway. He went to the airport/port, and saw the ghost ship off in the distance, which fired shadow bugs at Tron and they formed into Metal Primid. Tron then began to crash into them due to magnetism and defeated them all; a trophy then landed on his head and untrophied, revealing to be Kyle.

Tron and Kyle ran around together until a greap with weed eaters appeared; they used a Bros. Attack to defeat it, revealing it to be a Blargg (which them screamed and ran away), then saw the Ghost Ship was off in the distance. Just then, the Nightmare flew by from the other way, heading towards the Ghost Ship.

Level 3: Field of Airborne Fog

Top and Sally were still in Top's Star Ship, Top trying to fly it while eating pizza. Just then, the ghost ship attacked the ship, causing them to crash onto it. The Nightmare then appeared, fighting against the Ghost Ship, but the Ghost Ship fired a beam at the Nightmare, blasting its engine and causing the pilot to lose control and fly right over Top and Sally, knocking them off the ship.

They ended up in the clouds, and Top got scared of a Poppant. The Poppant ran off the edge, then Top and Sally got to the ground. A Greap appeared and attacked them; Top tried to get a trophy of it, but died so he got angry and killed it. Sally was angry at him doing everything in the part (and Top wanted her to make him a sandwich), so she hit him with a hammer, knocking him to the end of the stage.

Level 4: The Jungle: A Novel by Upton Sinclair. I mean, uh… The Forest

Meanwhile, in the forest, a vehicle driven by a Hammer Bro. came out filled with copies of Mario Kart Wii. In the forest, Pichup was fighting a group of Goombas and Koopas. Blizzard then appeared, and the two agreed to go get the copies of Mario Kart Wii, fighting through Goombas, Koopas, and Missile Moes. One of the doors they went through incorrectly and ended up at SMB2 Subspace and fought Wart for a second, then got out and found the Mario Kart Wii games. Unfortunately, it was labeled for Playstation 3 and Pichup began to cry.

Just then they heard footsteps and Koogar appeared, there to bring them pain due to being sadistic. Koogar took out his gun and prepared to fire; Blizzard flew their stupidly, and Pichup did nothing due to not caring. Without warning, though, Pichup sneezed, hitting Blizzard with electricity and sending him flying away as Pichup was hit with a water balloon of trophy-fying formula, turning him into a trophy.

Level 5: Route 1… wait, what?

Meanwhile Kyle and Tron were running through an area, fighting random Tick Tack Foes. Including a lot of Greaps. In the end, they found the Ancient Guy and tried to attack him, but they both missed and the Ancient Guy continued on.

Level 6: The Puddle… well, pond. Or lake. Whatever.

Blizzard was flying through some trees until he arrived at the pond, and saw the crashed Nightmare. He was about to go over when Fracktail burst out of the pond and attacked the Nightmare, then grabbed Blizzard. Before it could attack him, though, Sub came out of his Nightmare and attacked Fracktail, making it drop Blizzard. Fracktail upgraded its threat level to Sub Sandwich-0 and attacked Sub, but Sub put up a shield of mana which deflected the attack. Blizzard thought it was defeated, but Fracktail suddenly came back up and fought them.

They were able to blow it up eventually, then Blizzard started to try and get Sub to go with him. Sub wouldn't go, so Blizzard hit him with a rock and dragged him away (though Sub was still conscious). They then began to go through the level, encountering enemies (and a Twotwo), then get to a raft. Blizzard goes to the back and starts spinning in his shell, pushing the raft like a motor and making them go so fast they crash into the Shadow Koogar and defeat it. Blizzard tries to untrophy it, but the shadow insects disperse and the real Koogar tries to turn them into a trophy, but Sub grabs Blizzard and teleports away to safety.

Level 7: The Ruined Safari Zone. Thing.

At the old, shut-down Safari Zone, a Cyndaquil was walking. Cinder. Just then, a giant Regigigas Statue appeared near him, and began to chase him. He ran, while it walked, and eventually it fell into a pool of water. Cinder thought he won, but then it fell from above randomly and continued the chase until Cinder tripped on a twig. He got stuck, and the statue almost got to him until a burst of water hit the statue and it fell down. Lucky then appeared, and hit the statue with Iron Tail, shattering it, and Spoinky appeared in some sort of robot thing.

Cinder and Lucky fought against Spoinky, eventually defeating it by jamming a ruler into it and making it malfunction. Just then, I.M. Ugly appeared and attempted to turn Lucky into a trophy, but Lucky kept dodging. Thus, she tried to turn Cinder into a trophy, but Lucky attempted to push Cinder out of the way, being turned into a trophy himself in the process. I.M. Ugly then prepared to take her bag off, causing Cinder to run away screaming.

Later, Cinder came across Some Pokemon Trainer, who attempted to catch him but suddenly it began to rain Shadow Insects, who formed into Primid. SPT screamed, and Cinder fought them and SPT agreed not to catch him. Unfortunately, they were both lousy at battles due to Cinder being too timid and SPT being lousy at battles. Somehow, in some way, they got through the level, and their Safari Game was over.

Level 8: The Battlefield Forretress

In a desolate wasteland, two ROBs inserted themselves into a Tick Tack Bomb and it exploded. Meanwhile, at the Battlefield Forretress, Kooptopher was sitting on the Forretress for a reason he didn't understand. He then saw the explosion off in the distance, along with The Ancient Guy, and went off to attack him. He went through numbers of foes, defeating them all easily, until a white Kirby named Spirit appeared, nearly hitting Kooptopher with his scythe. The two began to fight one another until a bunch of Primid appeared, at which point they both attacked the Primid, and learned they were on the same side.

They began to bash their way through enemies of various kinds, eventually making their way to the Ancient Guy. They both attempted to attack him, but he managed to evade their attempts until a random Light Burst hit him, causing him to drop the bomb and go blasting off again. They then went on to defeat more enemies, but the Ancient Guy was able to get far enough away from them for them to be unable to catch up.

Meanwhile, a Waddle Dee was walking down a path. Just then, Testube appeared, going into a defensive stance when it came by. It mostly ignored him, then a Koopatrol came by, but it too didn't do anything. Testube felt safe until a random Thunder attack hit him, blasting him into the sky, and when he landed, Dr. Pikachu caught him with his giant hand. Suddenly a random fly got lodged in Dr. P's throat, preventing him from speaking. Either way, he placed the Testube trophy in the path, then everyone hid while I.M. Ugly came up driving the cargo vehicle, the Hikaru and Lucky trophies in it. She saw the Testube trophy in the path, went to get it, but then the Madscio Militia rushed her. The Testube trophy fell into the cargo, which Dr. P was now in, and he drove off with it. I.M. Ugly yelled after him, but to no avail.

Level 9: The… Jungle? I dunno. Let’s just call it “That Place with Trees”

Murid was walking through the place with trees and found his blunderbuss stuck in a marshmallow; it took him a while to pull it out until he realized it wasn't even in the marshmallow. He then left; he was about to shoot at a random deer when Sunset interrupted him, scaring it off, trying to scold him for aiming at a deer, when he realized Murid was about to shoot him! Instead, a bunch of Primid appeared, and they started to work together to fight them.

After a lot of enemy fighting (and accidently knocking a stagehand goomba off the stage), then made their way over some trees. Donkey Kong randomly appeared and tossed springs at them, and they bounced up and crashed into some Tickens. Murid blew up the Tickens, then they found a door that led to the end of the level. They made it out of the place with trees, and saw the Ghost Ship off in the distance, and they went after it.

Meanwhile, someplace had a Fluffy Puff Confection Cardboard Box.

Level 10: The Investigation Building

Chibi made her way through a vent into the building, her hat missing. Apparently, they had stolen it, so she went through, smashing ROBs to pieces until she smashed a hole through the wall and entered a room where Danny was being used to power something. Chibi had the urge to kill him, so she attacked the machine, but only let Danny out; she then started to attack him, and when the ROBs came in, Chibi and Danny were fighting.

The ROBs decided to start attacking them, and Danny and Chibi reluctantly began to work together. They went around smashing enemies. Eventually they found their way into a room with various monitors, one of which showed Chibi's hat. She proclaimed that was where they needed to go, but wanted to get her hat before the stage ended. But she didn't get her way.

Level 11: The Other Lake Shore

Suddenly Top ran off!

Sally was confused at first, but then heard someone land behind her and saw Koogar, who fired his dark gun at her and hit her with a water balloon of trophy formula, turning her into a trophy. Some Shadow Insects then ate the trophy. Later, Kyle and Tron ran and floated by, and Shadow Sally attempted to hit them with the dark gun, but the gun exploded from a shot from Murid's blunderbuss; Sunset came up as well, and the two fought against Shadow Sally. They were able to defeat it, and it became a trophy.

Not far away, Kyle was still running along until he saw Murid and Sunset, along with the Shadow Sally Trophy melting away. He assumes they're hurting a poor kirby, and went to attack him; Tron then comes as well and they began to fight. Kyle and Tron were defeated, and turned into trophies. Before anyone could do anything, though, Dr. P appeared in the cargo and grabbed the Kyle and Tron trophies with his hand hat. Just then, Top appeared, smashing the hand and untrophying Kyle and Tron; they, Murid and Sunset then inexplicably got along and Tron hit the cargo with Mirror Shot, damaging it and slowing it down enough for them to begin catching up.

They began to make their way through some enemies, (with a random appearance by President Bombface), including a Greap, then got to a scrolly part of the level so they all panicked and ran. Eventually they found the cargo outside a cave entrance, so they entered the cave and made their way through until they found a mysterious Woohoo Hooniversity in the cave.

Meanwhile, there was a technologically advanced place with monitors and such. On the main monitor was Koogar; someone spoke to him, saying they had located the trophies I.M. Ugly had lost, so he went to go get them. The voice was then revealed to be Darkly.

Level 12: The Path to the Dehydrated, Dehydrated Ruins

SPT and Cinder saw a trophy of a Krabby fly overhead them, and SPT recognized it as Mr. Krabby. They began to chase it down towards some ruins; they encountered a shellpod, which SPT tried to catch, but couldn't and Cinder burned its shell off, causing it to run away. Lulu tried to throw a Smart Bomb, but it didn't do anything, then later threw bob-omb, but it blew up on her. Generally, they didn't do very good, but somehow made it through by dumb luck.

When they made it to the ruins entrance, I.M. Ugly appeared. Cinder had a flashback, then evolved into a Quilava. Cinder and I.M. Ugly fought, and SPT and Lulu distracted I.M. Ugly enough for Cinder to defeat her, turning her into a tropy. Cinder didn't see any Lucky trophy nearby, though, so they went into the ruins. Just then the Smart Bomb Lulu had thrown earlier exploded.

Meanwhile, in Woohoo Hooniversity, Dr. P placed badges on the Testube and Lucky trophies. He then looked for a third for the Hikaru trophy, but saw none until he realized he was wearing one. He placed it on the trophy, but then the hooniversity began to shake and the ceiling collapsed, causing part of it to fall on Dr. P; the random fly flew out, and Dr. P fainted. The rest of the ceiling collapsed, and Koogar came in with some Goombas and Koopas. He looked around and saw the Hikar Trophy, so he nabbed it.

Level 13: The Tunnel

Top, Kyle, Tron, Murid and Sunset burst into Woohoo Hooniversity and saw it was supposedly abandoned. There was a hole in the wall, however, so they went over to it and made their way into a tunnel. After blasting through enemies, they encountered Koogar heading for a cliff; Tron fired a Zap Cannon, which Koogar dodged, but the electrical energy attracted the badge off the Hikaru trophy. Koogar then lost his balance and fell off the cliffside, but he came back up in a sadistic-looking Koopa Clown Car, and flew off. Top then went over to the badge that fell off the Hikaru trophy and ate it.

Meanwhile, in the front of Woohoo Hooniversity, The Ancient Guy and some ROBs were activating another Tick Tack Bomb. The Ancient Guy floated away, and the bomb exploded, sucking Woohoo Hooniversity into the Tick Tack whatever.

Darkly had the just-opened rift on his monitor, and evil laughter was heard from inside as a form began to take shape, revealing to be... The Cloud! Darkly bowed, showing allegience, but muttered something that made it seem he did not truly mean it.

Level 14: Dehydrated, Dehydrated Ruins

SPT and Cinder made their way into the Dehydrated, Dehydrated Ruins, defeating various enemies, then the side of the screen started trying to eat them. They ran, avoiding some spikes on a platform moving down, and eventually found the Mr. Krabby trophy; SPT returned him to his Pokeball, and they were inexplicably on a moving platform. SPT showed of Mr. Krabby's power, which was falling over, then they finally got deeper into the ruins.

In the deeper ruins, SPT and Cinder encountered Topper, who joined them up after SPT said he wouldn't catch him. They then made their way into a large, indoor colloseum, the bottom of the ruins. Meanwhile, Toon Super had his own show! ...not really. He'd show up later.

Level 15: Some Pun on the word Wild

TTE "Theme" Song

Trivia

• TTE had a follow-up prequel entitled The Origin of The Cloud.
• AFLAC would have to take Sonic's original SSE role, as in TTE the character taking Sonic's place had a larger role.
• Jigglypuff, Toon Link and Wolf did not appear in SSE's story, so Topmonhit came up with extra plot points to add them in.
• Near the end of the story, Mush's characters were kicked out due to him being an idiot and were replaced with a character from Fireflower and a character from Black Kirby.
• Every level had a pun on the real SSE level name or had something related to the characters.
• Even though Tron was still a Magnemite in TTE but in canon has evolved, Cinder evolved in TTE but has yet to do so in canon.
• Pinkeye is mentioned in Secrets of the Tick Tack Emissary but never officially appears.
• Sub had planned a story named I, Clone Trooper, involving a Clone that ended up in the middle of the TTE incident due to a dimensional rift. However, Sub canceled the story after he realized he had too many other things to do.

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