The Yoshi Bodyguards

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-The 1576 Kingdom Novel President

The Yoshi Bodyguards was an RP that started back on NSider and spanned many, many boards with the help of its loyal RPers. The organization was one of the largest RPs on the Nsider forums, and was the original idea behind the YB universe. The organization was first based on the concept of protecting Yoshi and the Yoshi race, but turned into something more. Now, it contains a massive Clone Army, and constantly is on the offensive to make the universe a better place. The core Yoshi Bodyguards broke up in July 2008, leaving only a few members and its Clone Army still active.

Pre-Dark Ages History

Much of the history that occured in the YB before the Dark Ages is lost, so the events recorded here may not be perfectly correct and some could be propaganda. In addition, you can add things if you want, but if you have a complaint on whether something is canon or not, post in the Discussion part.

The Beginning

The Yoshi Bodyguards began when Asmodeus Yoshiler, also known as Yoshi., noticed a relative of his, named Yoshi, was beginning to gain some enemies. He thus began The Yoshi Bodyguards, a group dedicated to protecting Yoshi. Soon the group began to attract members such as Sneezier, Comet, and Pyro. One day, however, a radioactive Bullet Bill slammed into their headquarters, decimating it and badly injuring Yoshi.. He had to go to the hospital, where he was under intensive care for months.

Eventually, he was healed and was able to restart the YB. Sneezier returned, but Comet and Pyro did not; new members began to show up, however, including Power Box, Topper Mon Hit, and Mack. Mack in particular introduced the Silver Shroom, a communication device. Soon after, chaos began to erupt involving a mystical key. While everyone escaped the chaos intact, they learned King Boo was up to evil at the Yoshi Grand Casino, and had a destructive device known as the Bombsphere. This was luckily shut down, however, and disaster was avoided.

But Chaos would soon return when Topper found himself inexplicably turned into a Silver Shroom! The cause of this revealed to be Missingno., the glitch Pokemon. After chasing it to its underwater castle in the Minus Zone, Topper returned to his normal self, after which through some glitchy problems they went down a hole only to fall out into the YB plumbing. It would seem that Missingno. and King Boo were working together somehow, and that there was an even bigger mastermind behind those two...

One of the YB was discovered to have been possessed by Dark Matter, which appeared to be the mastermind behind King Boo and Missingno. The YB soon got an ally, however, in the form of Sandbag. While most of the YB went off to do something else[I honestly have no clue what this was], Topper and Sandbag went to track down Dark Matter and Missingno. Unfortunately, it was then found out that Sandbag was in fact leading all three of them; Topper was kidnapped, and the YB had to go destroy their castle. They escaped via teleportation, only to end up in another castle where Cackletta, Fawful, and Gruntilda Winkybunion had kidnapped Mario, Luigi, Banjo and Kazooie. They quickly destroyed the castle, however, and escaped once more via teleport. It was not long after that Topper supposedly mutated into a Kirby, although it was later learned he fell through a portal and somehow Top Mon Hit replaced him.

Dealing with a Black Market Corporation

To make the YB's job much more difficult, a multi-billion corporation named Darkcorp led by Dark Sneezier has caught the attention of Sneezier, Top, and Mack. One of reasons is that they tried to rescue Mario, Luigi, and Peach mainly due to propaganda humiliation in front of the general public. After the rescue operation, Darkcorp became the YB's first major enemy. The Yoshi Bodyguards is usually taking out their superweapons mainly due to their destruction value and they are more dangerous in the hands of a third world dictator or warlord. Eventually, their downfall would prevent any trouble but their customers allied themselves with the COUE to fight against the YB.