RIAA

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The RIAA, short for "Really Ignorant A$$holes of America" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from Hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.

Sanctions

The RIAA openly forbids the following:

  • listening to a CD within ear shot
  • CDs that can be purchased as a gift
  • listening to MP3s or even MIDI files
  • free speech
  • the Internet
  • VCRs
  • Anything priced under $50
  • Concerts
  • Whistling
  • Laughter and/or Smiling
  • Unprotected mp3s
  • Tapping on a table with your fingers(Unless the beat or wood has never been played before)
  • Children and old people
  • Freestyle Jazz, as performers may inadvertently play a melody from a copyright protected song
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