RVB Quotes

Red vs. Blue Quotes

Episode 30

Tex: Anyway, I've noticed a change in one of your guys, Caboose.
Church: A change? Like what? He's finally learned the whole alphabet?
Tex: You ever noticed he's becoming increasingly aggressive lately?
Tucker: I Have. Started about the same time Shelia got disabled and you got blown up. I tried to tell Church but he never listens.
Church: Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line everyday of my life.

Sarge: [Sarge introduces the special modifications he has made to the new robots] Check it out. Robot #2, codeword dirtbag.
Grif: [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Ow! Hey!
Sarge: Heh heh heh. Pretty nifty, huh?
Simmons: That's awesome, sir! Let me try. Let me try. Codeword dirtbag!
Grif: Ow! OK fine. Two can play at this game. Codeword dirtbag! [the robot beeps, then hits Grif]
Grif: Ah, son of a bitch.

Caboose: Look! More sleeping people! It must be nap time! But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times.