Internet Slang
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Internet Slang is they way people talk... err... type on the internet.
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Acronyms
A common occurrence is using acronyms for anything possible.
"OMG! It's SMG! I'm just her WBF! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"
"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"
Capitalization
One Way People Type On The Internet Is By Capitalizing Every Word.
l33t
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A common way people type is called leet. It's a variation of the word Elite, used by lamers who think they are Elite... often used with are variation of digits instead of letters.
StiCkiNG ShiFT kEy
AnOtHER CoMmON ProBlEm Is PeOplE'S ShiFT kEY OR cAP LOckS KeY RanDOMly StiCkinG mAKinG ThE TeXT VarY FRoM UppEr caASe aND LoWEr CaSE LettErS.
lolspeak
One of teh newest ways to talk on the intarwebz iz 2 tipe in lolspeak. Lolspeak began on teh intarwebs site lolcats. Since then, lolspeak haz evolvd widespread over the Intarnet. It is usually usd with cat pickturez, az well az other animals, with txt captions in this style of writing.
I can haz cheezburgr?
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between people. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech".
Guide to Internet-Speak
- Misspell, abbreviate and substitute words with numbers to try to save time as often as possible, even if you must stop and spend time figuring out how to shorten the amount of time you spend typing. Grammatically the sentence makes no sense but you are to assume the addressee of teh sentence will instantly decipher and appreciate your more confusing version of talking.
- Never, ever spell things correctly. Failure to comply to this rule could lead to being branded a huge square as well as being blocked by 95% of your contact list.
