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• If under house arrest, one should refrain from driving naked while speeding, drunk, and high on crack cocaine with a naked prostitute next to you:

http://news.therecord.com/News/CanadaWorld/article/401741

• Woman sues AARP for age descrimination

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/08/19/ap5338843.html

• Not news: Muslim banned from flying. News: His employer fires him over it. Fark: He's an airline pilot. TotalFark: He's an American Gulf War veteran pilot

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/08/grounded_muslim_airline_pilot.html

• Having solved a $15 billion deficit, the California Senate breathlessly resolves that electric cars are too quiet. Fail: "It would establish a committee to study the issue and recommend ways the vehicles could make more noise"

http://cbs13.com/local/electric.cars.noise.2.798947.html

• When a soldier is called up to serve his country, the good people of Lebanon, PA do what anyone would do: Throw him off the schoolboard because he's going to miss more than two meetings. God bless America

http://www.wgal.com/news/17230346/detail.html

• Man who threw waterballoon charged with launching a deadly missile

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-balloon-0819,0,1140904.story

• Armed 85-year-old woman forces intruder to call cops

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-08-19-intruder-woman_N.htm

Steven Nguyen