Ricer

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	* '''12 foot wing'''		* '''12 foot wing'''
-	The car must have a wing or a spoiler	+	The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
		+	* '''body kits'''
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		+	Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
		+	* '''decals and stickers'''
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		+	Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
	* '''fart can "muffler"'''		* '''fart can "muffler"'''
-	Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting.	+	Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
		+	* '''non-functional hood scoop'''
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		+	Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
		+	* '''roof scoops'''
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		+	Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
		+	* '''sound system'''
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		+	Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.
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A ricer is a car that has been modified for no good reason.

Typical Ricer

• 12 foot wing

The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.

• body kits

Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.

• decals and stickers

Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.

• fart can "muffler"

Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.

• non-functional hood scoop

Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look

• roof scoops

Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?

• sound system

Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.