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- | A '''ricer''' is a car that has been modified for no good reason. | + | [[Image:fartGrandAm3.JPG|thumb|right|150px|A [[Pontiac Grand Am]] with clear taillights, a large spoiler, fart can, and non-functional hood scoop.]] |
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+ | A '''ricer''' (also known as a '''ricer burner''' or '''fart car''') is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find. | ||
==Typical Ricer== | ==Typical Ricer== | ||
- | * '''12 foot wing''' | + | * '''12 foot wing''' The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better. |
- | + | * '''body kits''' Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason. | |
- | The car must have a wing or a spoiler | + | * '''decals and stickers''' Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better. |
- | * '''fart can "muffler"''' | + | * '''fart can "muffler"''' Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly. |
- | + | * '''non-functional hood scoop''' Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look | |
- | Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting. | + | * '''expensive rims''' Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car. |
- | [[Category: transportation]] | + | * '''roof scoops''' Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do? |
+ | * '''sound system''' Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can. | ||
+ | ==Why?== | ||
+ | People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, ''Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon!'' And when they are done they are like, ''Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!'' | ||
+ | [[Category: transportation]] [[Category: Japan]] |
Current revision as of 00:03, 17 March 2009
A ricer (also known as a ricer burner or fart car) is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find.
[edit] Typical Ricer
- 12 foot wing The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
- body kits Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
- decals and stickers Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
- fart can "muffler" Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
- non-functional hood scoop Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
- expensive rims Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
- roof scoops Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
- sound system Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.
[edit] Why?
People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon! And when they are done they are like, Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!