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A '''ricer''' is a car that has been modified for no good reason.
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[[Image:fartGrandAm3.JPG|thumb|right|150px|A [[Pontiac Grand Am]] with clear taillights, a large spoiler, fart can, and non-functional hood scoop.]]
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A '''ricer''' (also known as a '''ricer burner''' or '''fart car''') is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find.
==Typical Ricer==
==Typical Ricer==
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* '''12 foot wing'''
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* '''12 foot wing''' The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
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* '''body kits''' Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
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The car must have a wing or a spoiler
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* '''decals and stickers''' Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
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* '''fart can "muffler"'''
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* '''fart can "muffler"''' Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
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* '''non-functional hood scoop''' Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
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Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting.
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* '''expensive rims''' Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
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[[Category: transportation]]
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* '''roof scoops''' Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
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* '''sound system''' Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.
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==Why?==
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People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, ''Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon!'' And when they are done they are like, ''Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!''
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[[Category: transportation]] [[Category: Japan]]

Current revision as of 00:03, 17 March 2009

A Pontiac Grand Am with clear taillights, a large spoiler, fart can, and non-functional hood scoop.

A ricer (also known as a ricer burner or fart car) is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find.

[edit] Typical Ricer

  • 12 foot wing The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
  • body kits Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
  • decals and stickers Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
  • fart can "muffler" Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
  • non-functional hood scoop Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
  • expensive rims Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
  • roof scoops Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
  • sound system Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.

[edit] Why?

People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon! And when they are done they are like, Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!

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