RIAA - Revision history

Untitled27 at 02:27, 18 March 2009

Untitled27 — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:27:34 GMT

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	The '''RIAA''', short for "'''Really Ignorant A$$holes of America'''" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental [[United States]] and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from Hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.		The '''RIAA''', short for "'''Really Ignorant A$$holes of America'''" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental [[United States]] and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from Hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.
		+	==Sanctions==
		+	The RIAA openly forbids the following:
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		+	* listening to a CD within ear shot
		+	* CDs that can be purchased as a gift
		+	* listening to MP3s or even MIDI files
		+	* free speech
		+	* the Internet
		+	* VCRs
		+	* Anything priced under $50
		+	* Concerts
		+	* Whistling
		+	* Laughter and/or Smiling
		+	* Unprotected mp3s
		+	* Tapping on a table with your fingers(Unless the beat or wood has never been played before)
		+	* Children and old people
		+	* Freestyle Jazz, as performers may inadvertently play a melody from a copyright protected song

Untitled27 at 02:21, 18 March 2009

Untitled27 — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:21:26 GMT

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-	The '''RIAA''', short for "'''Really Ignorant ~~Assholes~~ of America'''" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from ~~hell~~, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.	+	The '''RIAA''', short for "'''Really Ignorant A$$holes of America'''" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental [[United States]] and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from Hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.

71.7.152.192 at 21:59, 28 January 2009

71.7.152.192 — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:59:41 GMT

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The '''RIAA''', short for "'''Really Ignorant Assholes of America'''" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.