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B5's skit in [[2007]]. Won [[Best Skit]]. Dedicated to [[Brett Chung]].

 [[Jonathan Hale]]-Paco
 [[Anthony Hwang]]-Paco's mom, Nirvana blanket holder
 [[Alex Han]]-Doctor, Buddha, Makes popping sounds
 [[Jonathan Kuo]]-Courtney
 [[Jonathan Yao]]-Big Earl
 [[Terry Siu]]-Student, Nirvana blanket holder, Tyrone, Bus Driver, Costume changer
 [[Chris Lee]]-Voice of Mochi, Yells "Freeze!"
 [[Chris Chin]]-Prof. Bootyworth
 [[Phillip Chang]]-Demon mouse
 [[Sean Huang]]- Student, Buddha dancer, Costume changer
 [[Alvin Hwang]], [[Kevin Hu]]-Buddha dancers

 *Paco's mom on a chair, with Paco "hidden" underneath a bedsheet*
 Doc- On the count of 3, push! 1…2…3!
 Mom- UUUGGHHHH!!
 *Pop! Paco appears*
 Doc- Congratulations, it's a healthy baby girl!.....boy!
 Paco- Hello, I am Paco (Random Mexican names) Chang, 15 years of age, half-Asian, half-Mexican. This is the story of my journey. It all started one day at school...

 *At school with Paco, Courtney, and two other students*
 Prof.- Hello, I am Professor Bootyworth, and welcome to magic class. To start off, you will be summoning something with a partner. Everyone find a partner.
 *Paco and Courtney and left without a partner*
 Prof.- Anyone not have a partner?
 *Paco and Courtney raise their hands*
 Prof.- Okay, so Paco, you'll partner with Courtney. By the way, Courtney is new here, so treat her well.
 *They partner up*
 Paco- Let's go to my house to work on our project!

 *At Paco's house*
 Paco- Okay, so...*does the DBZ Fusion Dance*...dong...xi....lai!
 *Out come two mua ji's (Rubber spiky toys)*
 Courtney- Oh! You did it Paco!! *Kiss*
 *Cue blanket, Buddha, and Buddha dancers*
 Paco- Buddha, is this Nirvana?
 Buddha- Yes, you have reached Enlightenment, but you shouldn't be here: that was only a kiss you PANSY! *Pushes Paco down*
 Paco- But wait! What is this feeling, like it's gonna burst out of me?
 Buddha- Hmm...Must be the breakfast eggs.
 *Buddha and dancers leave with blanket, Paco is shown lying down on floor*
 Courtney- Paco! Paco! Are you okay?
 Paco- I'm okay...What have we summoned?
 Courtney- *Picks the mua ji up* Looks like a pair of mua ji...with eyeballs.
 Mochi- Hello, pleased to meet you!
 Paco- Whoa! They talk!
 Mochi- We are mystical mua ji. I am Mochi, and the other is Moca. He doesn't talk. We are here to help you on your journey.
 Courtney- I don't know about any journey...but we have to take you to school tomorrow. Bye Paco!
 *Courtney leaves, Paco's mom arrives*
 Mom- Nice girl...
 Paco- Yeah...
 Mom- WRONG ANSWER! You will study hard, and get into good college! Go to your room!

 *School*
 Prof.- Okay, let's see what you have summoned.
 *Paco shows mua ji*
 Prof.- Looks like a pair of...coconuts...no good, B plus
 Paco- But wait! My mom is Asian! I can't get a B plus!!
 *Prof. ignores and leaves*
 Courtney- It's okay, you're only half-Asian! Besides...it's just a B plus
 Paco- Yeah, you're right, I'll trust you.

 *Paco's house*
 Mom- So, how did project go? What grade you get?
 Paco- A....minus...
 Mom- *Surprised* My son lie to me!! What you really get?
 Paco- *Sobbing* I...I...got a B plus!!!
 Mom- No! Where have I gone wrong! Now you won't get into good college! You will live in basement like a bum! It must be that girl...I forbid you to go near her again!
 Paco- But mom...her name's Courtney, and she's really *stops crying* Niiice....
 Mom- Go to rice closet!
 *A while later, Paco is sleeping in rice closet*
 Mom- So, did you learn your lesson?
 Paco- Oh, yea, I learned my lesson all right.
 Mom- Where did all the rice go?!
 Paco- What, I didn't do anything?
 Mom- Thief!! I'm calling police!
 *Big Earl arrives and cuffs Paco*
 Paco- But wait! Mom!
 Big Earl- Confucius say, you go to jail, Bad boy!

 *At jail, Paco is thrown in cell, with cellmate Tyrone*
 Tyrone- Hey dollface! I'm Tyrone! We're gonna have some fun!
 Big Earl- Now you have a nice time together, oh and Paco, don't drop the soap!

 *Elsewhere, Courtney is holding the mua ji*
 Courtney- Oh no! We have to save Paco! But...I don't have any special skills, and my magic isn't that great...
 Mochi- Ah yes, but you are an exceptionally fine young lady.
 Courtney- Oh yes I am but...Ohh...I see what you mean...

 *Back at jail, Courtney is standing near Big Earl*
 Courtney- Hey sailor boy, wanna have some fun?
 Big Earl- Oh yes...I could use a massage

 *At cell*
 Paco- Oh no! I dropped the soap!
 *Tyrone does his stuff*

 *Courtney massages as taught by [[Mayline Wu|Mayline]]*
 Big Earl- Ah, your nails are digging into my back!
 Mochi- ATTACK!!
 *Mochi knock Big Earl unconcious, Courtney gets key and unlocks jail cell*
 Paco- Courtney! How did you...
 Courtney- Paco! We have to get out of here!
 *Paco and Courtney escape jail, Tyrone sneaking out as well*

 *Outside, Paco and Courtney have been walking for awile*
 Courtney- Oh, I'm starving!
 Paco- Look! There's a CFC! Let's get some China Fried Chicken!
 *They walk up to the counter*
 Courtney- Hey we would like to order a bucket of chicken, and some fortune cookies, to go please.
 *Meanwhile, Tyrone is "checking" out Paco*
 Paco- Let's open that fortune cookie!
 *Pop! Cue blanket, Buddha, and dancers*
 Paco- Whoa! Buddha you came out of my fortune cookie! I need your help, can you tell me which direction to go?
 Buddha- Two...*points to direction learned in [[Dance]]*
 Paco- Um...it's definitely 11pm, but thanks for the directions!
 *Buddha and dancers exit, Paco is staring into sky*
 Courtney- Paco! Are you okay? You've been spacing out a lot lately
 Paco- Yeah, I'm fine. We have to go *points to direction* that way! But it's a long road..let's take a bus!

 *On bus*
 Paco- So uh...thanks for helping me escape jail.
 Courtney- Oh come on, you can't do this yourself...
 *Silence as Paco and Courtney slowly hold hands and then end up kissing. While kissing, Paco's chair breaks and he falls*
 Courtney- Your chair broke!
 Paco- Aw man.. Why do I break everything?!
 Driver- End of the road!
 *Paco and Courtney get off*
 Paco- It's the end of the road...
 Courtney- Ugh, it feels like a Bath and Body Works!
 Paco- The theif has to be here somewhere...
 *Demon mouse in mouse form sneaks up on them*
 Mochi- Look out!
 *Mochi and Moca attack, mouse defeats and throws out*
 Courtney- No! Mochi!
 Paco- Moca!
 *They surround the mouse, about to fight*
 {Freeze!}
 *Terry draws on mouse mask to make it look angry, Sean adds wings. Mouse stands up*
 Sean- Transform!
 Paco- What is this Transformers? Who do you think you are: Optimus Prime?
 *They fight, Courtney is knocked away*
 Paco- Courtney! YAHH!
 *Paco charges DBZ style*
 {Freeze!}
 *Sean and Terry spike up hair*
 *Paco defeats mouse via B-slap and runs to Courtney*
 Paco- Courtney! Courtney! No! I love you!!!
 Courtney- Paco? *Stands up*
 Paco- *Kneeling towards Courtney* I have to ask you something. Will you go to the dance with me, and inform Brett of Indian culture?
 Courtney- I'd love to!

 *B5 dances, Anthony, Chris Chin, and Jon Hale make their elephant, at end, B5 does horsestance*

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	<br>Paco and Courtney escape jail, Tyrone sneaking out as well		<br>Paco and Courtney escape jail, Tyrone sneaking out as well

-	<br>Outside, Paco and Courtney have been walking for ~~awile~~	+	<br>Outside, Paco and Courtney have been walking for awhile
	<br>Courtney- Oh, I'm starving!		<br>Courtney- Oh, I'm starving!
	<br>Paco- Look! There's a CFC! Let's get some China Fried Chicken!		<br>Paco- Look! There's a CFC! Let's get some China Fried Chicken!
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	<br>Pop! Cue blanket, Buddha, and dancers		<br>Pop! Cue blanket, Buddha, and dancers
	<br>Paco- Whoa! Buddha you came out of my fortune cookie! I need your help, can you tell me which direction to go?		<br>Paco- Whoa! Buddha you came out of my fortune cookie! I need your help, can you tell me which direction to go?
-	<br>Buddha- Two...points to direction learned in [[Dance]]	+	<br>Buddha- Two...points to direction learned in [[Traditional Dance]]
	<br>Paco- Um...it's definitely 11pm, but thanks for the directions!		<br>Paco- Um...it's definitely 11pm, but thanks for the directions!
	<br>Buddha and dancers exit, Paco is staring into sky		<br>Buddha and dancers exit, Paco is staring into sky

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