Ben malech
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Benjamin Aidan Malech AKA A True Inspiration of the Century is credited for the newfound 2017 discovery of the cure to SuperAIDS as well as Niggaitis. As well, he has now been the first documented human to ever step foot in the 5th dimensional realm number 77?2. He also has invented the oral substance known as crack marijuananthetamine. Finally, he has transformed what most humans know to be "hair" into an edible curly fry like stubstnace. This is just a brief peak into his early life.
However, it was not always so easy for young Benjamin. Once, someone tried to say they did not like Ben at school. Ben cried, and cried, but then, he realized that his tears were not actually a liquid substance, but rather he cried $2 bills. He used this mysterious power, theorized to have been granted to him by Akon, in order to found Skate 4 Aphrikkkaah, a company now worth over $4.
What Ben did not know, however, was that his son was also Ben. This strange phenomenon is called "abiotic sudding" where if one gets a paper cut on their right middle finger whilst in the 5th dimensional realm number 77?2, the blood shall manifest a new host and thus become reborn. This new entity will one day face its original host in a battle known as "Sock-Off without Sock". Only one is able to come out alive. This fight is scheduled for September 32nd. Watch live on HBO Now for only $4. Profits go towards Skate 4 Aphrikkkaah.
Ben, in his latest Fox Interview with Kodak Black, said he and Kodak have new music they have been working on for the past year and a half. "I'm like really really excited for this. It's gonna like like i don't even know dude it's just like you've never heard this good of music before dude," Ben told Fox reporter. Gucci Mane responded very violently towards Kodak claiming to "finesse his plug." Kodak died later that day.
While Ben is no God, he clearly is far superior to all men and women. Except for one... he shall not be named. For he... will reign down on Ben and the two shall unite their strengths to one day release the ultimate power among the world known to some as "What".
