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Another n00b: /* = How to go to hell */

Another n00b — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 22:02:18 GMT

= How to go to hell

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	=== How to go to hell ==		=== How to go to hell ==
-	*Contrary to popular belief, being an atheist or even an agnostic does not earn you a place in Hell. Well, not anymore. Since 19th April, 1882, A person who has no particular religion goes to ~~the un~~	+	*Contrary to popular belief, being an atheist or even an agnostic does not earn you a place in Hell. Well, not anymore. Since 19th April, 1882, A person who has no particular religion goes to Athiest Hell (which is actually almost as good as heaven, if not better). However, if you go further and actually hate god, then you ''might'' go to hell.
	*[[Pedophile\|Molest children]]. That alone, earns you a ticket to the second deepest circle of Hell.		*[[Pedophile\|Molest children]]. That alone, earns you a ticket to the second deepest circle of Hell.
	*Kill enough people to be considered a "mass murderer". However, if you repent your sins then you're off the hook.		*Kill enough people to be considered a "mass murderer". However, if you repent your sins then you're off the hook.

Another n00b at 20:47, 27 August 2011

Another n00b — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:47:53 GMT

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	http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1		http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1
		+	=== How to go to hell ==
		+	*Contrary to popular belief, being an atheist or even an agnostic does not earn you a place in Hell. Well, not anymore. Since 19th April, 1882, A person who has no particular religion goes to the un
		+	*[[Pedophile\|Molest children]]. That alone, earns you a ticket to the second deepest circle of Hell.
		+	*Kill enough people to be considered a "mass murderer". However, if you repent your sins then you're off the hook.
		+
	== Fights ==		== Fights ==
	*'''9,646''' Articles are based off of various computers, the internet, IRC and MUCK channels. Including internet memes, culture, drama, people, and events.		*'''9,646''' Articles are based off of various computers, the internet, IRC and MUCK channels. Including internet memes, culture, drama, people, and events.

Another n00b at 20:30, 27 August 2011

Another n00b — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:30:23 GMT

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		+	== The house facing opposite the road ==
		+	A vampire named Johnothan Strutter has sucked all the blood out of and killed everyone in the small village of Mae'rynyfford in the welsh congo. Deciding he needs to move to a much more populated and urban place, and also somewhere that actually speaks his language. He purchases a property in Halewood, SRS, planning that due to the lack of police in the country, it would be easy pickings. He has moved next to Anthony's residence, though he does not expect anything suspicious of his new neighbour. However, Jacques does not trust him. The vampire has the companionship of a grim-reaper style looking phantom called Evibál Geilbearg. A young mother and her baby see Evibál, and run for the hills. Jonothan slowly walks up to Evibál and tells him to come inside, as it is not yet time for the feast of blood. It later turns out that the date is October 31st, 2007. Jacques Shaw has been invited to a halloween party hosted by Anthony Mcdonna, who has also invited all of Jacque's mates. Though he actually plans to blow up the house with a mini-nuke, and escape to Florida. Jacques, suspicious, decides to put his worries to one side for the occasion. It seems most of Jacque's friends have too, as about 98% of the people who were invited have come. Anthony decides that it would be kind to greet his new neighbour. As Anthony trundles in, he finds Johnothan on the couch, with the windows blacked out and Evibál out of sight. Anthony discusses the party he's set up, and how he hates the people he has invited. Johnothan claims that he will "perish them off". Anthony asks him how, and he replies by stating he is a vampire. As Anthony backs out, Evibál comes running out of the kitchen and chases him down the street.
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		+	It cuts to later that night, and people are turning up for the party. Jacques, finding the loud noises and the horrible sensoryfuck to be an issue, decides to just recide in Anthony's bedroom. Anthony walks in, and informs him about how the stranger is "harmless" and "A delight to meet".
	== Youmustbenewhere.jpg ==		== Youmustbenewhere.jpg ==
	I've had a problem since I was around 8 years old.		I've had a problem since I was around 8 years old.

Another n00b: /* Other crap */

Another n00b — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:19:33 GMT

Other crap

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		+	== Youmustbenewhere.jpg ==
		+	I've had a problem since I was around 8 years old.
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		+	Before you pass this off as another lame-ass, late-night /x/ thread story, just hear me out, because for those of you who are truly curious about the supernatural, I believe this may be intriguing to you.
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		+	When I was 8 years old, my mom and her sisters decided they were sick of checking on Grandma and ended up pushing her
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		+	into a home. This mean that now with her virtually out of the picture, they could rifle through all of the shit she couldn't take with her and keep it/pawn it off/wtfever. My mom, being the only one who didn't rush to scavenge her things, took me along one night to Granny's to go sift through whatever the Harpies had left behind and clean things up for the realtor she was going to have come in to get ready to sell the house. Before then, I had only been to Grandma's when I was an infant, and didn't remember it at all. If I remember it correctly, it was a small, two story farm house.
		+	Blue and white. Built in the style of the early 30s. It was nestled in a cozy little neighborhood in a small Ohio town just a 30s minutes drive from my own. I remember getting out of the car in the old driveway surrounded by lavender bushes and potted plants and thinking how nice everything on the outside looked with it's rustic, humble appearence and the walls covered in climbing ivy.
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		+	When I got inside, however, it was a different story.

	== Nope.avi ==		== Nope.avi ==

Another n00b at 16:45, 17 August 2011

Another n00b — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:45:35 GMT

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		+
		+	== Nope.avi ==
		+	>As the British National Archives continues to release UFO-related documents, the former Ministry of Defense (MoD) UFO Project chief is openly admitting to being part of what he claims was a U.K. policy of ridiculing UFO reports and the people who reported them.
		+
		+	>The U.K. made public 34 previously-classified files, totaling about 9,000 pages of documents covering the years 1985 to 2007. For three of those years, 1991 to 1994, Nick Pope was in charge of the official MoD office.

Another n00b at 19:24, 16 August 2011

Another n00b — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:24:48 GMT

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-	> You(25)attack IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) with ~~'''~~Uber Nunchucks~~'''~~.	+	> You(25)attack IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) with Uber Nunchucks.
	> IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) is now dead.		> IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) is now dead.
	Look (!)		Look (!)

Another n00b at 15:19, 23 July 2011

Another n00b — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 15:19:25 GMT

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	http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>		http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>
		+	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcLxsOJK9bs&feature=related<br>
	http://thelifeofmanx.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-internet-meme-has-destroyed-me-thus.html<br>		http://thelifeofmanx.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-internet-meme-has-destroyed-me-thus.html<br>
	http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII_art_game<br>		http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII_art_game<br>

Another n00b at 16:32, 17 July 2011

Another n00b — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 16:32:25 GMT

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		+	http://thelifeofmanx.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-internet-meme-has-destroyed-me-thus.html<br>
	http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII_art_game<br>		http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII_art_game<br>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHUvPvcbqn0&feature=related<br>		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHUvPvcbqn0&feature=related<br>

Another n00b at 18:15, 16 July 2011

Another n00b — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:15:49 GMT

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	http://clc2.uniservity.com/GroupHomepage.asp?GroupID=20013100<br>		http://clc2.uniservity.com/GroupHomepage.asp?GroupID=20013100<br>
		+	http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Game:The_Random_Game<br>
	http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>		http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>
		+	http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII_art_game<br>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHUvPvcbqn0&feature=related<br>		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHUvPvcbqn0&feature=related<br>
	http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1		http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1

Another n00b at 19:19, 15 July 2011

Another n00b — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:19:23 GMT

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	http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>		http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/forums/A148907/conversation/view/F19585/T8250663<br>
		+	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHUvPvcbqn0&feature=related<br>
	http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1		http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/msg/cba8752d87568387?dmode=source&hl=en&pli=1
	== Fights ==		== Fights ==