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| - | '''Nick Bates''' is a very confused 17 year old male from Pennsylvania.
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| - | If in any case you ever see Nick, punch him in the dick.
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| - | == The Anna Sagas ==
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| - | Sometime three hundred years ago, Nick met a strange [[YES I AM|little girl]] by the name of Anna on a forum for some shitty band.
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| - | For Nick, it was love at first sight. They began to communicate regularly, talking about their favorite bands and the various things they enjoyed inserting into their anuses. Nick became more and more obsessed with Anna the more they spoke. He would commonly "confess" his feelings to Anna, only to be (justifiably) shot down.
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| - | According to friends, Nick somehow obtained photos of Anna and taped them all over his walls.
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| - | Anna heard of this and was very disturbed. Around this time, much to Nick's dismay, Anna quit talking to Nick stating he was "A creepy stalker."
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| - | [[Scott|It's also been said]] that Nick, being a scatophile, defecated into his hand, pretending it was Anna's feces, and masturbated to the thought. This story has been confirmed by Nick.
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| - | == Wiki ==
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| - | Long, long ago, young Nick, being an arrogant douche, [http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Main_Page created a wiki dedicated to his own lonely, fucked up being!]
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| - | It's unfortunately not updated very often due to Nick having essentially no life.
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| - | == Trivia(l) ==
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| - | *According to Nick's own personal Wiki, he has a 4 inch penis.
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| - | *Nick is a Dumbass.
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| - | *One time Nick anally masturbated using a plunger and some applesauce as lubrication. This has been confirmed by Nick
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| - | *Nick is a Dumbass.
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| - | *Nick is under the impression he can crossdress. Little does he know, he's [[William|very, very bad at it.]]
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| - | *Nick is probably one of the stupidest people in the world.
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| - | see also:
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| - | *http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Main_Page
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| - | *http://gleefulcynic.deviantart.com (Anna's dA)
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