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Hello, everybody! This is Tyler Zahnke. I am a totally blind musician living in Michigan. I write ambient-style music (for those who know about Imogen Heap, Morcheeba, or many pieces found in stock music libraries, you'll know what that is). I also write comedy songs occasionally. For those who visited my website on July 28, 2015 or before, that is all you saw on my home page, but as I realize that my soul is in beautiful instrumental music, though I will never give up on the parodies. I have only done three live comedy performances in my entire life; a holiday one in December 2010 and a fancy parody bit performance in July of 2011, both at the Wolverine Worldwide Family YMCA, and one in June of 2015 at the [http://grfestival.org Grand Rapids Festival]. I have done some even smaller live performances (which sometimes included comedy and sometimes ambient music) for the Grand Rapids Songwriters Alliance, which I joined in July of 2014. I hope to play more live shows, and keep producing music. I'm looking for live shows, so if any of you want an instrumental musician who can play both slow and fast music, contact me.
Hello, everybody! This is Tyler Zahnke. I am a totally blind musician living in Michigan. I write ambient-style music (for those who know about Imogen Heap, Morcheeba, or many pieces found in stock music libraries, you'll know what that is). I also write comedy songs occasionally. For those who visited my website on July 28, 2015 or before, that is all you saw on my home page, but as I realize that my soul is in beautiful instrumental music, though I will never give up on the parodies. I have only done three live comedy performances in my entire life; a holiday one in December 2010 and a fancy parody bit performance in July of 2011, both at the Wolverine Worldwide Family YMCA, and one in June of 2015 at the [http://grfestival.org Grand Rapids Festival]. I have done some even smaller live performances (which sometimes included comedy and sometimes ambient music) for the Grand Rapids Songwriters Alliance, which I joined in July of 2014. I hope to play more live shows, and keep producing music. I'm looking for live shows, so if any of you want an instrumental musician who can play both slow and fast music, contact me.
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==Great news!==
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Many of you may not know this, but I discovered the art of sample collage online a while back, especially through artists such as [http://41music.net FortyOne] and [http://flamingcanine.com Wayne Butane]. Well, I decided a few months ago that I should make my own collage mixtape! In January of 2016, I began the project I now call the Choice Samples Mixtape. It is scheduled to be completed by July of 2016. However, like many mixtapes, both audio and video, this will hopefully be sort of an underground legend, which means you won't be able to download it from my website. If you want it, please email me at programmer651@gmail.com and request a copy, and feel free to pass the link around and keep it circulating. Let's see how big it gets without getting uploaded on a public site! Go to the [[Choice Samples Mixtape]] page on my site to read more about the mixtape, download a three-minute trailer, and get on the mailing list so you can receive a full five-minute uncut insider trailer, as well as announcements as they come up. Spread the good word; the word of the Choice Samples Mixtape! Show how nifty you really are by becoming an insider, for free! When the tape comes out, insiders will receive a link to a zip file of the mixtape. But do not worry if you miss it; even ten years from now, if you aren't signed up yet, just ask for a copy and we will be nifty enough to send you a copy! Feel the samples!
==Read more and contact me==
==Read more and contact me==
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If you want to email me, the best address to email me at is programmer651 at gmail dot com. You should also read my [[blog]]. I must let you know that this blog uses the email address I used from September of 2007 to June of 2015. If you want updates more frequently, check out some sites I am on that are easier easier to update for me than this website, such as [http://facebook.com/tylerzahnke Facebook] and [http://twitter.com/tzahnke Twitter].
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If you want to email me, the best address to email me at is programmer651 at gmail dot com. You should also read my [[blog]]. I must let you know that this blog uses the email address I used from September of 2007 to June of 2015. If you want updates more frequently, check out some sites I am on that are easier to update for me than this website, such as [http://facebook.com/tylerzahnke Facebook] and [http://twitter.com/tzahnke Twitter].

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Hello, everybody! This is Tyler Zahnke. I am a totally blind musician living in Michigan. I write ambient-style music (for those who know about Imogen Heap, Morcheeba, or many pieces found in stock music libraries, you'll know what that is). I also write comedy songs occasionally. For those who visited my website on July 28, 2015 or before, that is all you saw on my home page, but as I realize that my soul is in beautiful instrumental music, though I will never give up on the parodies. I have only done three live comedy performances in my entire life; a holiday one in December 2010 and a fancy parody bit performance in July of 2011, both at the Wolverine Worldwide Family YMCA, and one in June of 2015 at the Grand Rapids Festival. I have done some even smaller live performances (which sometimes included comedy and sometimes ambient music) for the Grand Rapids Songwriters Alliance, which I joined in July of 2014. I hope to play more live shows, and keep producing music. I'm looking for live shows, so if any of you want an instrumental musician who can play both slow and fast music, contact me.

Great news!

Many of you may not know this, but I discovered the art of sample collage online a while back, especially through artists such as FortyOne and Wayne Butane. Well, I decided a few months ago that I should make my own collage mixtape! In January of 2016, I began the project I now call the Choice Samples Mixtape. It is scheduled to be completed by July of 2016. However, like many mixtapes, both audio and video, this will hopefully be sort of an underground legend, which means you won't be able to download it from my website. If you want it, please email me at programmer651@gmail.com and request a copy, and feel free to pass the link around and keep it circulating. Let's see how big it gets without getting uploaded on a public site! Go to the Choice Samples Mixtape page on my site to read more about the mixtape, download a three-minute trailer, and get on the mailing list so you can receive a full five-minute uncut insider trailer, as well as announcements as they come up. Spread the good word; the word of the Choice Samples Mixtape! Show how nifty you really are by becoming an insider, for free! When the tape comes out, insiders will receive a link to a zip file of the mixtape. But do not worry if you miss it; even ten years from now, if you aren't signed up yet, just ask for a copy and we will be nifty enough to send you a copy! Feel the samples!

Read more and contact me

If you want to email me, the best address to email me at is programmer651 at gmail dot com. You should also read my blog. I must let you know that this blog uses the email address I used from September of 2007 to June of 2015. If you want updates more frequently, check out some sites I am on that are easier to update for me than this website, such as Facebook and Twitter.

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