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If I'm Ugly - You Smell is a TimeSplitters 2 Arcade League match. It is a one on one fight where the reward is based on how many lives you have remaining at the end.

Attributes

• Game: TimeSplitters 2
• Mode: Deathmatch
• Briefing: Mikey told Jared that his centre parting made him look like a water buffalo, so then Jared told Mikey that he smelt like one. There's only one way to settle a difference of opinion out West - a good ol' shootout! Yeehaw! Get your guns!
• Map: Mexican Mission
• One Shot Kill: No
• Weapons: Garret Revolver, Garret Revolver x2
• Character: Jared Slim
• Medal Requirements:
  • Bronze: 1st
  • Silver: 1st with 3 Lives
  • Gold: 1st with 4 lives
  • Platinum: 1st with 5 Lives
• Enemies:
  • Mikey Two-guns
• Rewards:
  • Silver: Mikey Two-guns
  • Gold: Jared Slim

Strategy

In this arcade match its just you up against Mikey Two-Guns. The only two weapons avalible are the Garret Revolvers X2 and just the plain old Garret revolver. Mikey has high stamina and takes around five hits to take down while you take about two. When you begin the mission head over to the open area near the water fountain. Grab the Garret revolver thats located in front of the two small buildings. Then turn around and face the large building. Mickey will pop out either from the bottom windows or the door on the far left. While he's far away quickly shoot him as many times as you can. If you are lucky he will die but if not he will charge towards you. Go near the fountain and keep going moving around and circles. Mikey will keep shooting at you but if you keep moving he will keep missing. When he reloads his gun quickly shoot him down and grab is double revolvers. Killing Mikey should be easy now. If you get lucky Mikey may run away from you unarmed. You should quickly chase him and shoot him down before he gets to a weapon spawn.