User:Vermilion Maiden

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TimeSplitters 2 is my favorite game ever, and I believe that I actually am pretty good at it. I've been told that I look like Maiden. Ghost is my favorite character.

My History with Timesplitters

Below are some uninteresting stories about the early days of TS2 for my four best friends (quality over quantity) and me:

Two of my good friends (they're twins) bought TimeSplitters 2 and had me and our two other friends over to play it. I wanted to play the story mode, so I borrowed the new game and "forgot" to return it. Both of the brothers who rightfully own it have challenged me to arcade matches, the prize being the winner gets to keep the game. Check my stickies to see who won and owns the game. All of my friends learned to keep their video games that they cared about where I can't find them. Luckily for me, I have a key to all four of their apartments and Mr. Ass-Kicked-by-Kat (see below) sucks at hiding crap. I found his copy of Halo 2, but had to give it back when he decided to hold my skateboard hostage.

Another time, my friends and I played an insane arcade match with only Homing Launchers, 5 star frantic bots, unlimited kills, and a time limit of a hour on Mexican Mission. Every time he would kill me, my friend would say, "You were killed by Adam!" This quickly got annoying, so I made him my main target and every time I killed him, I would say, "Your ass was kicked by Kat!" Eventually he stopped saying that because I refused to shut up until he did.

My best friend kind of looks like Ghost, so I play as Ghost during every arcade match. Every time I died, I would tell him (I know I'm as mature as a 4-year-old), "Haha looks like you died AGAIN!" When I unlocked Chasm, I would have my character jump off the ledges and tell my friend that he resembles that suicide is never the answer. He eventually got tired of this. When I finally got around to starting the story mode, my "Ghost" friend insisted on helping. Everything was fine until we reached the room with all of the Maidens in the Notre Dame level, where he decided to start his revenge. My friend told me, "Those girls stuck to the walls look like you." While I was busy getting rid of all of the Crypt and Sewer Zombies, my friend walked around the room, blasting every Maiden in the face with his shotgun. While he did this, I could hear him muttering, "Haha you died AGAIN!" but the he said louder, "Sorry, Kat, it was an accident. I thought they were those Changeling things that the other guys were talking about." I'm not sure why, but I doubted it was an accident. Maybe it was because of the big stupid grin on his face. Since we had already failed the mission, we battled to the death before restarting. Our second go-round went well until we were in the main part of the cathedral where the Maiden is hanging from the rope in the ceiling. When I was about to go up the stairs to let her down, my ass of a friend shot the rope, causing her to fall to her death. "Sorry again. I was sure it was a Changeling thing this time. Anyways, you could have caught her," the smile returning to his face. I was ready for our third try. We made it through the entire level without a single unnecessary death and with every objective completed. We reached the rooftops of Notre Dame, killed Jacque de la Morte and my friend was about to jump through the Time Portal. I shot him in the back of the head, knocking his hat off and killing him, I ran over Mr. Underwood's body and into the Portal. My friend sat next to me on the couch, frozen in stunned/annoyed silence. I love him. I really do.

If you actually sat there reading my boring uninteresting stories, I hope you enjoyed them.