SJ Whatley
From Superdickery
Sam is a frequent poster on the Superdickery forums, and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.
He talks about masturbation most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed racism or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his moobs. He is a fucking little prick who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery
He at one time thought he had a vestigial vagina, but (by some mircacle) lost weight and realized it was a misplaced lump of fat. Sam will forever be remembered as having a "Fatgina".
He stuck a toy shark up his ass, in the hopes it would let him perform anal masturbation. This lead to the nickname Sharkboy, which Mechanical Bird sometimes forces him to use. In trade, she will at times change her name to Lava Girl by his request. This is a reference to the God-awful Robert Rodriguez film The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D, based on his mentally deranged child's nightmares.
Some say he looks like a younger Bunnyofdoom but it is not true for BoD does not have a mangina made out of fat.
He is rumored to have a homosexual relationship with Torrent, and totali luvz Mechabird 4 evr n evr. <333
Recently, he has taken to moping about some girl named Christina, who apparently dumped him or something stupid like that. Most of the chat users think he's better off without her, since she appears to be a massively stupid bitch, but Sam insists that she was nicer when they were on good terms. Sam really needs to get the fuck over it.
During Superdickery civil war he posted a thread dealing with humiliating comics about Ykari, enraging fellow posters, making the situation even WORSE.
