RandomSammich
From Superdickery
Random Sammich is a user that has been on the SD boards since within the first week of its opening, but has posted at such an infrequent rate that people who joined months later have much more posts than he does.
Notable for almost getting elected admin at Mental Corrosion in three posts after zero activity. Is also apparently Virgil's pet killer goat. Got freaked the hell out when Virgie inferred that she would welcome bestiality.
Random Sammich knows nothing about herpes simplex-2, genital warts, or the clap.
