Moobs
From Superdickery
Moobs are another way to call male breasts. Moobs are differentiated from other manly breast-related body parts in that they are usually made entirely of fat.
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Description
Moobs has a grace and agility that defy his bodytype. He is well trained in make-shift weaponry, a noted example of which is the slaughter of nearly a hundred well armed and well trained men with the use of nothing more than a stick. He's also taken down a tank using an eggbeater.
Powers
He's a ninja, go ninja, go ninja, go ninja. He graduated from Ninja Tech, 3rd in his class, dual-majoring in both "Ninjastics" and "Being McGuyver" and has a minor in "Home Economics." Using these amazing skills together, you never know what kind of hell he'll bring!
Origin
Moobs was a kid always made fun of as a child. He vowed that one day he would have revenge, and so he enrolled at the University of Ninja Tech at New York. Unable to quite cut it, he transferred to the University of Ninja Tech at New Jersey, where he did far better. Due to his high ranking in his class, he was recruited by the Organization, since he was the person out of the top 20 who would accept the smallest pay.
Weaknesses
He's hopelessly and horribly naive. He's a pretty good fighter and all, but that means jack squat when someone jokingly tells you to distract the enemy by running towards them, waving a giant red flag, and you do so.
Reason for the name
It was a pre-established nickname.
