Dr. Dave
From Superdickery
Dr. Dave is not an actual doctor, but his name is Dave. When he first arrived (at CE, and then transfered to SD) he was very well accepted, and became a favorite poster of more than a few posters.
Upon further review, it was discovered that Dr. Dave holds a Ph. D. from the University of Khxnkyck on the former Soviet Republic of Khxnkyckstan. Upon hearing this, Ykari flew into a rage and stabbed him for fear of his spreading communist doctrine. He bled profusely and countered with an ice cold stethoscope.
Dealing With Morons
For the making of the "Most Awesomest Thing You Ever Said/Heard" thread, Dr. Dave revealed a history of working for a family of scumbags that managed to have a strangle-hold on the grocery business in Northeast Philadelphia, where the good Dr. worked at for roughly seven years. Neither the customers nor the workers were particularly sane, leading to many instances of threats of physical violence, mutilation, and of course, blackmail. While he was at first labelled a 'dick' for his behavior, the name was rescinded in light of the the fact that the eldery clientele of diners are indeed horrible.
Dr. Dave left that job in late 2005 to pursue a career in unemployment and to buoy his grades. It didn't work.
Other Crap
Virgil has commented that Dr. Dave is the #1 hottest looking guy on the forums.
Ykari has suggested that Dr. Dave rename his penis Doc Cock. He did so in a timely fashion.
Dave's ass has appeared in photographs on Superdickery in order to test the theory that while Minnesota President's ass can stop flame wars, Dave's can start them. Repeated tests are called for.
