Jack Cain

From Superdickery

Jack Cain, he may or may not be Loki, Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.

History

A fairly new member, initially not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperament, he was remanded severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privileges when due to DarkGob's infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.

He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days. DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused. After much convincing (with Schide finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.

Also once drew the wrath of Bizarre by insulting Ykari. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.

It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.

Believes that The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007 would bring about the end of Superdickery. Then believed that it would not bring about the end of Superdickery by bringing about the end of Superdickery, or something.

Threatened to give himself a drunken circumcision at home in November 2008. Many people were pissed off by this.

Trivia

• May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
  • Although Loki himself disputes this.
• Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
  • Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
• Is member number 210.
• Can pwn any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
  • Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
    • Neither of these have been proven as of May 2007, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
• Has horrible spelling due to dadaism being his primary language.
• Lives eerily close to where Virgil used to live.
• Believes that Starke will lead an invasion by Misfile forum members.
• Yar!
• Predicted the coming of The Royal Pains.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Jack Cain

Real Name: Nathan Saucier

Age: 21

Powers: Can teleport, is a dragon. Also has swords.

Education: Homeschool and ongoing self education.

Significant Work Experience:

-Many chores and odd jobs, I'm the perfect extra pair of hands for any task.

-And also I am practiced in event organization.

Other posititve personality traits:

-Clever, tenatious, durable.

-Completely insane and occasionaly funny.