Japan
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Origin of the Name
Japan is a small island country that's located near the Sea of Japan. While you might think that the Sea of Japan is named after Japan, that isn't true. The Sea of Japan is named after a mispronuciation of the country's actual name. The island of Japan was named after a British rock group.
Perverted Level
Japan is notorious for having the largest amounts of perverts per capita in the entire world. Actually, if you seperated Japan into its four main islands, and used those instead of the actual country, the top 5 countries would be Hokkaido (Japan), Honshu (Japan), Kyushu (Japan), Germany, and Shikoku (Japan)
Why Japan is perverted
Japan's pervertedness is easily explained. Honshu is shaped like an otter, Hokkaido looks like some weird mess of stuff, but also looks like a stingray if you look at it the right way. Kyushu looks like a malformed Africa, and Shikoku looks like a turd.
All in all, it looks like one of two things:
An otter that just took a shit while vomitting, and being chased by a Chibi Africa.
A large ass stingray is being chased by a gigantic otter, which shits itself in fright as the entire continent of Africa chases it.
That's about twelve or thirteen fetishes right there, each of which has an actual term used to describe it, as well as mixtures of the other fetishes present.
Technology
Japan's technology is amazingly advanced. They make video games that last for hours on end, and have excellent graphics. Unfortunately those games are mostly text, with the occasional excellent graphic kind-of-moving in the background.
They are also great at producing CGI movies, and also short films to put into their video games while text isn't being displayed.
Japan has created excellent 3D films, such as Appleseed (The CGI one, not the regularly animated one), Final Fantasy: Advent Children, and Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. While Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was created by people in Hawaii, a Japanese company sponsored them, so it is technically a Japanese creation. Proof of this is that the lead female character was drawn in a bikini to pose on the cover of a mens' magazine. Don't think that's proof? Well, apparently under the bikini she wasn't drawn as a mannequin, but rather as a fully anatomically correct woman. Considering how much trouble that'd take to re-model the character, it is most likely that all characters are anatomically correct under their clothing, and the animators whacked off to those numerous times.
A side note: The American team which was doing all the actual animation for the film made a recreation of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video, using only characters from the movie, and a background custom built for the music video. It's an easter egg in the DVD. Just be sure not to shove an actual Easter Egg into the DVD-ROM while trying to find it.
Unique architectual designs
Japan is renowned for trying to build large heavy things on water. For instance, they made an artificial island, and then put an airport on top. It is currently seeking.
Japan is also thinking about creating a super huge pyramid thing in Tokyo Bay, which would create an additional few thousand homes. Of course, most of the technology needed to build it is stuff that's only been theorized and not put into practical use, and half the homes would be destroyed if a tsunami hit.
Other Crap
Japan decided to modernize after an American sailed a whole lot of black steamboats over there, to show them how awesome technology is. The Japanese weren't as scared of the technology as they were of something that was colored black.
Japan has the second largest economy in the world. However, it is in depression, and has been for a decade or two. How the hell does that work?
