Josie

From Superdickery

Josie is a super awesome chick, who is complete rock!

She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus.

Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly.

Currently engaged to Bizarre, and at Basic Training for the Navy. For how long, no-one knows.

Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, Bizarre.

Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals, Naval Basic Training.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Josie

Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.

Age: 24

Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.

Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.

Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.

Relationships

Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008.

However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and Minnesota President recently<s>NEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily.

Don't ask, don't tell.