Bizarre
From Superdickery
Bizarre, otherwise known as Ben. Currently most well known for his Ridiculously Cute Blarghog Avatar and his ongoing romance with Ykari, aka Jen. The romance was initially known as Bennifer, but was quickly changed to The 'Ens. Ben is from Australia and has a lovely, smexy accent. He should be commended for being able to put up with Ykari's antics and rampant stabbings. Known to claim that he has ideas, suggest them to people while they're sleeping, then vanish when the person wakes up so they have no way of knowing what the fuck the idea was. Recently discovered to be a robot, thus explaining his completely arbitrary sense of humor and thought patterns. He also wants to be british. Confusion between him and Espanolbot will commence shortly.
Should they ever meet, Matt and Ben will be arm wrestling. If their ladyfriends (Mechanical Bird and Jen} want them to thigh wrestle, they might consider that as well.
Superhero info
Superhero Name : The Blarghulk
Secret Identity : Benjamin Moroney
Also known as: Bizarre, Ben, "Oi, dickhead!"
Education :
- High school graduate (Macarthur Anglican School)
- Bachelor of Science (Nanotechnology), second year
- Encylcopaedic knowledge of absolutely nothing useful
Work Experience :
- Daycare and tutoring experience give a bonus to Empathy with anyone below the age of 19.
- Work at a pub gives knowledge of alcohol and gambling activities.
Powers :
- Ability to "hulk out" at a moment's notice, especially when Ykari is threatened or hurt.
- Australian nationality gives high resistance to poisons, toxins and drugs, and presumably the ability to wrestle crocodiles.
Plot Developments :
- Saving up for the chance to travel and meet his true love.
- Is only spoken to by the opposite sex when they need help with exams.
