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Superdickery Civil War

Schweenghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 04:52:44 GMT

Schweenghost:

The '''Superdickery Civil War''' began on the tenth day of the eleventh month of the year 2006 and raged on for a day. It rivaled The Clone Wars in sheer WTFittude, with people coming back, fighting, humiliating comic strips, even Care bears.

==Beginning==
It all started when [[EspanolBot]] was banned from Clonetopia, causing Joyuna to reveal all kinds of "secrets" from Clonetopia. This lead to much bashing, mainly of The Pez. A guy and MechanicalBird tried to argue against this (MechanicalBird was a slight bit more successful) but to no avail as a lot of people were angry. Tempers flared, and the Civil War broke out in the "Faces of Superdickery" thread.

==CAREBEARS==
During the chaos, Kris began posting almost entirely in carebears. This attempt to calm things down failed miserably.

==The Calm before the second storm==
There was a brief period of relaxation after all this and many logged off, but that was not to last. the faces thread began to heat up again with the re-mergence of both Virgil, and [[Jaap]] under a new identity, and a case on mistaken identity. [[bdsproductions]] was furious at a guy for the Jen comic strip, after a period of "Sam" dissing, Jaap returned, seemingly acting like Sam, BDS stupidly mistook him for Sam and the two went into a two hour long fest of calling each other "dickwad", "cockclog", "fucknose" and ''"penis sneeze"'' before Kris pointed out That it was Jaap, not Sam, much to Bdsproductions embarassment.

==Ending==
Arguements lessend over the next few hours, and eventually ended before it became the The End Of Superdickery, as some had predicted.

==Fallout==
The Civil war has left some lasting effects on the forum, especially for such a brief event, Jaap is now calling Bdsproductions "bdsmproductions", from the childish name calling period, and it is unknown if bds will be calling him "Dickhead" from now on, and several members now seem dissillussioned with the board.
Someone is now disliked by almost everyone, and Jaap sunk to serious new lows and was eventually perma-banned.
Kris revealed that RadMcAwesome "Sucks at coping ducks".
[[Fuckland, Ohio]] turned into a half-meme.

==Key Players==
*[[Joyuna]]
*[[Mechanical Bird]]
*[[The Pez]]
*[[Kris]]
*[[bdsproductions]]
*[[Jaap]]/[[Mess]]
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Moobs

Schweenghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 04:49:52 GMT

Schweenghost:

'''Moobs''' are another way to call male [[breasts]]. Moobs are differentiated from other manly breast-related [[body parts]] in that they are usually made entirely of [[fat]].

== Description ==

Moobs has a grace and agility that defy his bodytype. He is well trained in make-shift weaponry, a noted example of which is the slaughter of nearly a hundred well armed and well trained men with the use of nothing more than a stick. He's also taken down a tank using an eggbeater.

== Powers ==

He's a ninja, go ninja, go ninja, go ninja. He graduated from Ninja Tech, 3rd in his class, dual-majoring in both "Ninjastics" and "Being McGuyver" and has a minor in "Home Economics." Using these amazing skills together, you never know what kind of hell he'll bring!

== Origin ==

Moobs was a kid always made fun of as a child. He vowed that one day he would have revenge, and so he enrolled at the University of Ninja Tech at New York. Unable to quite cut it, he transferred to the University of Ninja Tech at New Jersey, where he did far better. Due to his high ranking in his class, he was recruited by the Organization, since he was the person out of the top 20 who would accept the smallest pay.

==Weaknesses==

He's hopelessly and horribly naive. He's a pretty good fighter and all, but that means jack squat when someone jokingly tells you to distract the enemy by running towards them, waving a giant red flag, and you do so.

== Reason for the name ==

It was a pre-established nickname.

[[Category:S.U.T.M.]][[Category:Organization Members]]

Moobs

Schweenghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 04:48:58 GMT

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'''Moobs''' are another way to call male [[breasts]]. Moobs are differentiated from other manly breast-related [[body parts]] in that they are usually made entirely of [[fat]]. [[SJ Whatley]] has them, and until recently they were thought to be larger than [[Minnesota President]]'s [[woobs]].

'''Moobs''' is also [[SJ Whatley]]'s alias in the [[S.U.T.M.]] game

== Description ==

Moobs has a grace and agility that defy his bodytype. He is well trained in make-shift weaponry, a noted example of which is the slaughter of nearly a hundred well armed and well trained men with the use of nothing more than a stick. He's also taken down a tank using an eggbeater.

== Powers ==

He's a ninja, go ninja, go ninja, go ninja. He graduated from Ninja Tech, 3rd in his class, dual-majoring in both "Ninjastics" and "Being McGuyver" and has a minor in "Home Economics." Using these amazing skills together, you never know what kind of hell he'll bring!

== Origin ==

Moobs was a kid always made fun of as a child. He vowed that one day he would have revenge, and so he enrolled at the University of Ninja Tech at New York. Unable to quite cut it, he transferred to the University of Ninja Tech at New Jersey, where he did far better. Due to his high ranking in his class, he was recruited by the Organization, since he was the person out of the top 20 who would accept the smallest pay.

==Weaknesses==

He's hopelessly and horribly naive. He's a pretty good fighter and all, but that means jack squat when someone jokingly tells you to distract the enemy by running towards them, waving a giant red flag, and you do so.

== Reason for the name ==

It was a pre-established nickname.

[[Category:S.U.T.M.]][[Category:Organization Members]]