Torrent

From Superdickery

Torrent is rumored to be gay for SJ Whatley, assumedly like Liefeld, despite the fact that him and Sam absolutely detest the sight of each other. Like an inverse Liefeld, he draws anatomically incorrect, ridiculously scrawny people with large weapons. He also goes by the name TORRENT'S WANG, like Liefeld (only he goes by Liefeld's Shaft.)He is a known grammar nazi, prone to making elaborate death threats to anyone using either improper grammar or Japanese. He once threatened to remove and pickle ROBRAM89's kidneys.

He also wears a stupid hat a lot. Virgil thinks that with the hat off, he is the third most physically attractive male on the board. But Torrent loves his hat so much, he was more angry at Virgil for saying he looked better with it off, than he was angry for being an object of lust for a bisexual man.

Torrent has made several (failed) passes at Mechanical Bird, more for the purposes of E-cockblocking SJ Whatley than of getting E-laid himself.

He posts on the Superdickery Chat under the name Torrente, after he forgot the password to log in as "Torrent". Though he has retreived the passsword, he still uses "Torrente" more often than "Torrent".