Alabaster
From Superdickery
Revision as of 04:26, 23 October 2007 by Matthew The Raven (Talk | contribs)
Alabaster
To come.
Fun Facts:
- Pretty, pretty hair.
- Roughly nine feet tall. We call him Manute.
-Cannot fit in a Miata.
- Is the lead guitarist of the Death metal band Deathklok and the fastest guitarist alive.
- Alabaster derives from the Arabic, in which it means "the Abaster."
- Never, ever changed his avatar.
- Born to hunt dinosaurs.
- A pathetic creature of meat and bone.
- He's different!
- Worst. Signature. Ever.
- Will slay the great root dragon Nidhogg towards the end Ragnarök before he is consumed by Fenris.
