Josie

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Josie is a super awesome chick, once affiliated as Virgil's mistress, and is currently long-distance dating Schide.

She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus, and Virgil has yet to really give up on her.

Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, and Schide.

Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Josie

Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.

Age: 23

Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.

Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.

Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.

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