Jack Cain

From Superdickery

Jack Cain, he may or may not be Loki, Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.

History

A fairly new member, initialy not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperment, he was repremaned severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privilages when due to DarkGob's infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.

He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days. DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused. After much convincing (with Schide finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.

Also once drew the wrath of Bizarre by insulting Ykari. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.

It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.

Trivia

• May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
• Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
  • Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
• Enjoys yelling at people who dont like Gambit that they are "Racist against me".
• Is member number 210.
• Can pwn any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
  • Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
    • Neither of these have been proven as of April 2006, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
• Hunts emo-brats in his spare time.
• Has horrible spelling due to dadaism being his primary language.
• Lives eerily close to where Virgil used to live.