Booster Gold
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| - | '''Booster Gold''' is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of [[Justice League Unlimited]], being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by [[Doomsday]], being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear [[HotAndCold]] tell it. | + | '''Booster Gold''' is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of [[Justice League Unlimited]], being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by [[Doomsday]], being a [[Justice League International|JLI]] member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being [[Supernova]], having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear [[HotAndCold]] tell it. |
Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking. | Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking. | ||
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All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or [[Doctor Sneeze]] also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed. | All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or [[Doctor Sneeze]] also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed. | ||
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| + | ==The New Ongoing== | ||
| + | *No. 1 comes out on August 15th, 2007. There will be time travel and it will be great. | ||
| + | *No. 2 comes out on September 12th, 2007. There will be an alternate cover and a team up with Sinestro and it will be great. | ||
| + | *No. 3 comes out on October 10th, 2007. There will be a bar fight with Jonah Hex and it will be great. | ||
[[Category:Sockpuppets]] | [[Category:Sockpuppets]] | ||
[[Category:Superheroes]] | [[Category:Superheroes]] | ||
[[Category: Love Triangle]] | [[Category: Love Triangle]] | ||
Revision as of 22:50, 1 August 2007
Booster Gold is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of Justice League Unlimited, being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by Doomsday, being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear HotAndCold tell it.
Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking.
Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet.
He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in this thread (ask him anything!), although he has been known to show up in other places semi-frequently.
Can often be found defending himself from HotAndCold and Wonderfish, although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander.
All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or Doctor Sneeze also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed.
The New Ongoing
- No. 1 comes out on August 15th, 2007. There will be time travel and it will be great.
- No. 2 comes out on September 12th, 2007. There will be an alternate cover and a team up with Sinestro and it will be great.
- No. 3 comes out on October 10th, 2007. There will be a bar fight with Jonah Hex and it will be great.
