Booster Gold
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| - | '''Booster Gold''' is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of [[Justice League Unlimited]], being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by [[Doomsday]], being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear [[HotAndCold]] tell it. | + | '''Booster Gold''' is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of [[Justice League Unlimited]], being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by [[Doomsday]], being a [[Justice League International|JLI]] member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being [[Supernova]], having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear [[HotAndCold]] tell it. |
Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking. | Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking. | ||
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Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet. | Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet. | ||
| - | He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in [http:// | + | He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in [http://superdickery.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=362 this thread] (ask him anything!), although he has been known to show up in other places semi-frequently. |
Can often be found defending himself from [[HotAndCold]] and [[Wonderfish]], although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander. | Can often be found defending himself from [[HotAndCold]] and [[Wonderfish]], although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander. | ||
All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or [[Doctor Sneeze]] also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed. | All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or [[Doctor Sneeze]] also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed. | ||
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| + | ==The New | ||
| + | Its totally awesome and if your not buying it, than your probably a [[Communist]]. | ||
| + | *No. 1 came out on August 15th, 2007. Their was time travel and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 2 came out on September 12th, 2007. Their was an alternate cover and a fight with Sinestro and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 3 came out on October 10th, 2007. Their was a bar fight with Jonah Hex and the [[Superdickery|reason for the disappearance of Booster's cape]] and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 4 came out on November 14th, 2007. Their was a team up with Barry Allen and Wally West as Flash and Kid Flash and Supernova III's identity was revealed and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 5 came out on December 12th, 2007. Their was the Joker in The Killing Joke and it was great and scary. Unless you expected [[Batgirl]] to do something. | ||
| + | *No. 6 came out on January 16th, 2008. Their was a surprisingly (at least temporarily) successful rescue of Ted Kord and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 0 came out on February 13th, 2008. Their was a Zero Hour tie-in and the Hal Jordan Parallax and it was great. | ||
| + | *No. 7 comes out on March 12th, 2008. Their will be murderous OMACs and the return of Supernova and it will be great. | ||
| + | *No. 8 comes out on April 9th, 2008. Their will be a fight with Superman and Supernova will team up with somebody called the Black Beetle and it will be great. | ||
[[Category:Sockpuppets]] | [[Category:Sockpuppets]] | ||
[[Category:Superheroes]] | [[Category:Superheroes]] | ||
[[Category: Love Triangle]] | [[Category: Love Triangle]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Awesome People]] | ||
Current revision as of 10:53, 7 September 2010
Booster Gold is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of Justice League Unlimited, being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by Doomsday, being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear HotAndCold tell it.
Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking.
Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet.
He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in this thread (ask him anything!), although he has been known to show up in other places semi-frequently.
Can often be found defending himself from HotAndCold and Wonderfish, although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander.
All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or Doctor Sneeze also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed.
==The New Its totally awesome and if your not buying it, than your probably a Communist.
- No. 1 came out on August 15th, 2007. Their was time travel and it was great.
- No. 2 came out on September 12th, 2007. Their was an alternate cover and a fight with Sinestro and it was great.
- No. 3 came out on October 10th, 2007. Their was a bar fight with Jonah Hex and the reason for the disappearance of Booster's cape and it was great.
- No. 4 came out on November 14th, 2007. Their was a team up with Barry Allen and Wally West as Flash and Kid Flash and Supernova III's identity was revealed and it was great.
- No. 5 came out on December 12th, 2007. Their was the Joker in The Killing Joke and it was great and scary. Unless you expected Batgirl to do something.
- No. 6 came out on January 16th, 2008. Their was a surprisingly (at least temporarily) successful rescue of Ted Kord and it was great.
- No. 0 came out on February 13th, 2008. Their was a Zero Hour tie-in and the Hal Jordan Parallax and it was great.
- No. 7 comes out on March 12th, 2008. Their will be murderous OMACs and the return of Supernova and it will be great.
- No. 8 comes out on April 9th, 2008. Their will be a fight with Superman and Supernova will team up with somebody called the Black Beetle and it will be great.
