Blue Beetle

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Current revision as of 09:00, 23 June 2007

One of three superheroes worshiped by the Cult of Blue Beetle.

Dan Garret(t)

Sometimes a cop with spidersilk chainmail. Sometimes an archaeologist with an evil magic artifact. Always badass. He will destroy you by flying at you very fast, and if that doesn't work, he'll throw you into a planet. Can take a whole lot of beating. May be responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. Despite this, is very very dead. Except for that one time.

Ted Kord

Notable for being possibly the most useless Blue Beetle, as well as the most loved. It has been asserted that he is smarter than Batman. Possibly not as prone to self-preservation, though, as his hairdryer gun only shoots strobe lights and compressed blasts of air. Except for this one time when it had a laser. Upon reflection, it's a wonder it took forty years for him to get killed.

The Blue Beetle sockpuppet is Ted Kord. However, he seems to have disappeared. We suspect Booster Gold of killing him so he could have Mike and Ted's Excellent Thread to himself.

Jaime Reyes

The current Blue Beetle. A kid from El Paso who would actually rather like to have this incredibly powerful alien invader out of his spine, thanks. In the meantime, not above using it to do a little heroing. Also, trying to keep the scarab from killing things. Somebody's got to do it.

Jaime is also notable as the only Blue Beetle capable of dressing himself reasonably well.

Do not make the false accusation that Ted was killed for Jaime to be created, as wonderfish will crush you. Jaime was created after Ted's death had already been decided.

Also, it's Jaime. Not Jamie.