Virgie

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-	'''Virginie Holtz''', commonly referred to as '''Virgie''', or [[Squidgirl]], is known for being extremely likeable and cute, yet contradictorally finding and posting morbidly disgusting and horrifying images, and linking to them on the [[Superdickery Chat]], [[Mental Corrosion]], and [[Cerebral Erosion]]. She is an avid yet slow-working artist, as she desires perfection.	+	Here's a song called Virgie
-	==Trivia==	+	That I wrote for aunt Virgie Haughs
-	- She would so go [[gay]] for [[Angelina Jolie]].	+	And I dedicate it to her husband, to her children
-	- Has a penchant for [[squid]].	+	And the countless people that loved her so much
-	- Loves cats.
-	- Lives in [[Germany]] but speaks perfect English and isn't a [[Nazi]].
-	- She doesn't dry herself off with a [[towel]]. Instead she sits around in her nightie, waiting to dry.	+	Virgie, your house was always warm
-	- Many forum members like to think she posts only in the [[nude]].	+	And my bed was always ready when I came
-	- Appears to be friends with [[The Pez]], even though they constantly call each other [[slut]], [[ho]], [[whore]], etc. And they tend to greet each other on the [[Superdickery Chat]] (or [[AIM]]) with a surprise, [[e-rape]], generally [[anal]]. Some suspect they have hot, sweaty [[cybersex]].	+	Virgie, in the middle of the night
-	- She had [[sex]] with [[Virgil]].	+	You would welcome friends of mine without a name
-	- [[SJ Whatley]] imagines she talks like [[Heidi Klum]].
-	- She usually draws squid to look like [[optopuses]], knowing no one on the Superdickery forums is intelligent enough to notice the difference anyway.
-	- She created the character [[Squidgirl]] as her superheroine counterpart. She also uses this as her name sometimes on the [[Superdickery Chat]].	+	And you could always hear and see, the turning of the key
-	- The porpoise is second to Virgie as the most intelligent animal on the planet!	+	And your laughing voice to me was like a song
-	- Virgie cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
-	- 60% of the Forums' population has masturbated to pictures of Virgie in her clothes.	+	Virgie, your spirit sweet and free
-	[[Category:SD Members]]	+	Is living still with me though you are gone
-	[[Category:Failed SD Relationships]]	+
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		+	Virgie, you spoke softly and kind
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		+	And you'd never say a word to criticize
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		+	Virgie, your children love you so
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		+	More than we ever let you realize
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		+	And day or night I knew that I could bring my cares to you
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		+	And when I was wrong, you'd never put me down
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		+	Virgie, there's so much I could say
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		+	But I can't find the way to write it down
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		+	Can't find the way to write it down

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Current revision as of 16:55, 8 September 2010

Here's a song called Virgie

That I wrote for aunt Virgie Haughs

And I dedicate it to her husband, to her children

And the countless people that loved her so much

Virgie, your house was always warm

And my bed was always ready when I came

Virgie, in the middle of the night

You would welcome friends of mine without a name

And you could always hear and see, the turning of the key

And your laughing voice to me was like a song

Virgie, your spirit sweet and free

Is living still with me though you are gone

Virgie, you spoke softly and kind

And you'd never say a word to criticize

Virgie, your children love you so

More than we ever let you realize

And day or night I knew that I could bring my cares to you

And when I was wrong, you'd never put me down

Virgie, there's so much I could say

But I can't find the way to write it down

Can't find the way to write it down