Josie
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Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly. | Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly. | ||
| - | + | Currently engaged to [[Bizarre]], and at Basic Training for the Navy. For how long, no-one knows. | |
| - | Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals. | + | Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, [[Bizarre]]. |
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| + | Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals, Naval Basic Training. | ||
==Superhero Profile== | ==Superhero Profile== | ||
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Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist. | Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist. | ||
| - | Age: | + | Age: 24 |
Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure. | Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure. | ||
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==Relationships== | ==Relationships== | ||
| - | + | Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008. | |
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| + | However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and [[Minnesota President]] <s>recently<s>NEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily. | ||
| - | + | Don't ask, don't tell. | |
[[Category:SD Members]] | [[Category:SD Members]] | ||
Revision as of 10:40, 13 May 2008
Josie is a super awesome chick, who is complete rock!
She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus.
Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly.
Currently engaged to Bizarre, and at Basic Training for the Navy. For how long, no-one knows.
Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, Bizarre.
Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals, Naval Basic Training.
Superhero Profile
Superhero Name: Josie
Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.
Age: 24
Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.
Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.
Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.
Relationships
Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008.
However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and Minnesota President recently<s>NEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily.
Don't ask, don't tell.
