Doctor Sneeze at 12:17, 20 April 2007

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The X-Batch is a glorious [[batch]] that cannot be moved by any mortal. It was revealed to the Superdickery Forum by [[DarkGob]].

The "X-Batch" is from the [http://www.marvel.com/wallpaper/papers/pulse_9_800.jpg Wallpaper of Bendis' The Pulse #9] with Wolverine hovering over a knocked-out Jessica Jones. But, the interesting thing is: Logan has a bulge (or "batch") in his pants. And since Wolverine is associated with the X-Men it was deemed the X-Batch. The X-Batch was first posted here, and I do believe "NOTHING MOVES THE X-BATCH" was posted here in response to Schide asking him to remove it. And that became DarkGob's little slogan that he had in his sig, with that Church-Sign-Maker thing saying: "Nothing Moves the X-Batch." Which is a take-off of the Blob's line from the Pryde of the X-Men cartoon (and arcade game) in which he declares "NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!"

Over the course of time there has been other batches (for example, The Morrison-batch, and all the X-Batch's replacements), but no batch will ever replace the X-Batch. It had such a cultural impact on Superdickery that it was made into a smiley that is used often.

Some say that the X-Batch was the change of perversion that has been unleashed on [[Superdickery]] (and forced the creation of [[Mental Corrosion]]), some say it is the most beautiful form of art ever. But, no one will deny this: you can't look away.

At DarkGob's request, [[Zem]], a no-longer-active forum user, animated the X-Batch.

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Doctor Sneeze at 12:17, 20 April 2007