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-	Ralph is one of the Superdickery Forum members that [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/DarkGob Dark Gob] constantly refers to as the "[[Fucking Foreigners]]". This group consists of forum members that do not reside in the [[United States]] or [[Canada]], such as [[Bizarre]], [[Guitar Playing Lad]], [[Gouki]] and [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/Kris Kris].	+	Ralph is one of the Superdickery Forum members that [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/DarkGob Dark Gob] constantly refers to as the "[[Fucking Foreigners]]". This group consists of forum members that do not reside in the [[American\|United States]] or [[Canada]], such as [[Bizarre]], [[Guitar Playing Lad]], [[Gouki]] and [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/Kris Kris].

	Ralph, real name Hamish McGherkin (also the name of the new bacon and pickle cheeseburger at [http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/mcdonalds/ McDonalds]), was born in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne Melbourne] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia Australia] in 1973, which makes him one of the older members. Even though Ralph is so old, he is often responsible for the most immature posts on the forum. He began posting to the Superdickery Forum in May 2005 and averages about one post a week.		Ralph, real name Hamish McGherkin (also the name of the new bacon and pickle cheeseburger at [http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/mcdonalds/ McDonalds]), was born in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne Melbourne] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia Australia] in 1973, which makes him one of the older members. Even though Ralph is so old, he is often responsible for the most immature posts on the forum. He began posting to the Superdickery Forum in May 2005 and averages about one post a week.

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Doctor Sneeze at 09:11, 21 April 2007

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Ralph is one of the Superdickery Forum members that [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/DarkGob Dark Gob] constantly refers to as the "[[Fucking Foreigners]]". This group consists of forum members that do not reside in the [[United States]] or [[Canada]], such as [[Bizarre]], [[Guitar Playing Lad]], [[Gouki]] and [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/Kris Kris].

Ralph, real name Hamish McGherkin (also the name of the new bacon and pickle cheeseburger at [http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/mcdonalds/ McDonalds]), was born in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne Melbourne] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia Australia] in 1973, which makes him one of the older members. Even though Ralph is so old, he is often responsible for the most immature posts on the forum. He began posting to the Superdickery Forum in May 2005 and averages about one post a week.

Unlike [http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/ROBRAM89 Robram89] nobody on the Superdickery Forum hates Ralph, yet nobody actually likes him either. When asked about Ralph most forumites reply, "Who's he?!"

Ralph is sort of famous down-under and has his own magazine.
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph Ralph's Magazine]

Ralph has a hot [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lightmatter_panda.jpg Asian girlfriend] who looks remarkably unlike [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Cain Cassandra Cain]. They have been dating for a long time and may one day get married and have children together, if Ralph ever gets over his fear of commitment.

'''Ralph's Life Story'''

Ralph was born at St Andrew's Hospital in Melbourne on Easter Sunday, April 22 1973. The hospital has since been demolished. Ray is the illegitamate child of proud parents [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dame_Edna_Everage Barry Humphries] and [http://www.mariavenuti.com.au/ Maria Venuti]. Ralph was abandoned by his parents at 2 months of age and was brought by homicidal circus clowns. Due to the abuse suffered, Ralph has an inate [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia fear of clowns]. There is nothing unusual about this at all, as all [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_clown clowns are evil].

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Ralph attended a Catholic school in Melbourne. Melbourne's Catholic schools are world renowned for their excellence in education and Ralph graduated with distinction. This is not shown on the forum as most of his posts are not intelligent or witty, but stupid, immature and mostly unintelligable.

Ralph has strong Catholic beliefs even though the only times he attends church is when someone gets married, dies or baptised. When Ralph was a lad he even served as an altar boy for twelve months. In that time he almost burnt the church down several times. This was not due to Ralph suffering from pyromania but because he is massively unco-ordinated and tripped over his own feet several times, whilst carrying the candles to the church's altar.

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Even though there have been many reports of altar boys being sexually abused by pedophile priests, Ralph claims that this never happened to him. He reports that his parish priest at the time, Father Joe, was too busy sleeping with many of his female parishners. In fact, Father Joe taught Ralph many pick up techniques that have proved to be most successful.

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== Ralph's Rant ==
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Being an old fart, Ralph is known for his often boring rants, most of which start with the words, "When I was a lad..." or "Back in my day..." Like all elderly people, Ralph likes to look back to the past when things were so much better.

This is just one example of Ralph's Rants. Usually they are much longer and more boring and stupid.

Ralph's greatest disappointment in comic books was when Renee Montoya came out of the closet to reveal that she was a lesbian. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!) He has nothing against Renee being gay, but is upset that now she has been revealed as gay, she is drawn as being stereotypically butch and manly, instead of the hot babe that she really is. Someone should tell the artists at DC that lesbians can be hot and that not all lesbians are frumpy.

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'''Ralph's Love Life'''

This is the section that everyone wants to read, because as we all know, today's society is based entirely on gossip and innuendo.

Ralph met his first girlfriend in the 4th grade. The relationship lasted just a couple of months. The (un)lucky girl's name was Monique, who had just migrated to Australia from Mauritius. Monique had very few friends at school, which was not a surprise for someone who was a migrant attending a predominantly anglo-Australian school in the 1980s. Rumour has it that the only reason why Monique agreed to go out with Ralph was because he was the only person who would talk to her. The relationship ended when Monique found other friends and Ralph's heart was broken for a couple of minutes.

[http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/Image:YoungLust05.jpg#file Susie Wong]

[http://www.editthis.info/superdickerycom/index.php/Image:Geishagirl15.jpg Michiko]

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