Greasealease at 23:39, 4 August 2008

Greasealease — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:39:28 GMT

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	The guy who was the sole [[Green Lantern]] after [[Hal Jordan]] went whacko. He was an [[artist]], a bit of a [[man-whore]], and cute as a button. A god damn button.		The guy who was the sole [[Green Lantern]] after [[Hal Jordan]] went whacko. He was an [[artist]], a bit of a [[man-whore]], and cute as a button. A god damn button.

-	Oh, and don't even try to become his girlfriend, bad things happen. His first girlfriend Alex was found chopped up in a fridge (hence [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_Refrigerator Women in Refrigerators]), then he dated [[Donna Troy]] who is a clusterfuck of a person, and his recent girlfriend [[Jade]] is now merged with Kyle and become Ion, which is basically Parallax without the crazy, and more with the most powerful being in the universe aspect.	+	Oh, and don't even try to become his girlfriend, bad things happen. His first girlfriend Alex was found chopped up in a fridge (hence [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_Refrigerator Women in Refrigerators]), then he dated [[Wondergirl\|Donna Troy]] who is a clusterfuck of a person, and his recent girlfriend [[Jade]] is now merged with Kyle and become Ion, which is basically Parallax without the crazy, and more with the most powerful being in the universe aspect.

	Don't even try to have a gay crush on Kyle either, or else you'll be bashed in a very special gay bashing issue by [[Judd Winnick]].		Don't even try to have a gay crush on Kyle either, or else you'll be bashed in a very special gay bashing issue by [[Judd Winnick]].

	[[Category: Green Lanterns]]		[[Category: Green Lanterns]]

Doctor Sneeze at 15:29, 20 April 2007

Doctor Sneeze — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:29:41 GMT

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[[Image:KyleRayner.jpg|thumb| Kyle being a cute pretty button.]]

The guy who was the sole [[Green Lantern]] after [[Hal Jordan]] went whacko. He was an [[artist]], a bit of a [[man-whore]], and cute as a button. A god damn button.

Oh, and don't even try to become his girlfriend, bad things happen. His first girlfriend Alex was found chopped up in a fridge (hence [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_Refrigerator Women in Refrigerators]), then he dated [[Donna Troy]] who is a clusterfuck of a person, and his recent girlfriend [[Jade]] is now merged with Kyle and become Ion, which is basically Parallax without the crazy, and more with the most powerful being in the universe aspect.

Don't even try to have a gay crush on Kyle either, or else you'll be bashed in a very special gay bashing issue by [[Judd Winnick]].

[[Category: Green Lanterns]]

Kyle Rayner - Revision history

Greasealease at 23:39, 4 August 2008

Doctor Sneeze at 15:29, 20 April 2007