Virgie - Revision history

Anyuta at 16:55, 8 September 2010

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-	'~~''Virginie Holtz''', commonly referred to as '''~~Virgie''', or [[Squidgirl]], is known for being extremely likeable and cute, yet contradictorally finding and posting morbidly disgusting and horrifying images, and linking to them on the [[Superdickery Chat]], [[Mental Corrosion]], and [[Cerebral Erosion]]. She is an avid yet slow-working artist, as she desires perfection.	+	Here's a song called Virgie

-	~~==Trivia==~~	+	That I wrote for aunt Virgie Haughs

-	~~- She would so go [[gay]] for [[Angelina Jolie]].~~	+	And I dedicate it to her husband, to her children

-	~~- Has a penchant for [[squid]].~~	+	And the countless people that loved her so much

-	~~- Loves cats.~~

-	~~- Lives in [[Germany]] but speaks perfect English and isn't a [[Nazi]].~~

-	~~- She doesn't dry herself off with a [[towel]]. Instead she sits around in her nightie~~, ~~waiting to dry.~~	+	Virgie, your house was always warm

-	~~- Many forum members like to think she posts only in the [[nude]].~~	+	And my bed was always ready when I came

-	~~- Appears to be friends with [[The Pez]]~~, ~~even though they constantly call each other [[slut]], [[ho]], [[whore]], etc. And they tend to greet each other on~~ the ~~[[Superdickery Chat]] (or [[AIM]]) with a surprise, [[e-rape]], generally [[anal]]. Some suspect they have hot, sweaty [[cybersex]].~~	+	Virgie, in the middle of the night

-	~~- She had [[sex]] with [[Virgil]].~~	+	You would welcome friends of mine without a name

-	~~- [[SJ Whatley]] imagines she talks like [[Heidi Klum]].~~

-	~~- She usually draws squid to look like [[optopuses]], knowing no one on the Superdickery forums is intelligent enough to notice the difference anyway.~~

-	~~- She created~~ the ~~character [[Squidgirl]] as her superheroine counterpart. She also uses this as her name sometimes on~~ the ~~[[Superdickery Chat]].~~	+	And you could always hear and see, the turning of the key

-	~~- The porpoise is second~~ to ~~Virgie as the most intelligent animal on the planet!~~	+	And your laughing voice to me was like a song

-	~~- Virgie cannot be detected by infrared cameras.~~

-	~~- 60% of the Forums' population has masturbated to pictures of~~ Virgie ~~in her clothes.~~	+	Virgie, your spirit sweet and free

-	~~[[Category:SD Members]]~~	+	Is living still with me though you are gone
-	~~[[Category:Failed SD Relationships]]~~	+
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		+	Virgie, you spoke softly and kind
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		+	And you'd never say a word to criticize
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		+	Virgie, your children love you so
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		+	More than we ever let you realize
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		+	And day or night I knew that I could bring my cares to you
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		+	And when I was wrong, you'd never put me down
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		+	Virgie, there's so much I could say
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		+	But I can't find the way to write it down
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		+	Can't find the way to write it down

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Scott at 04:08, 2 December 2007

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Doctor Sneeze at 11:22, 20 April 2007

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'''Virginie Holtz''', commonly referred to as '''Virgie''', or [[Squidgirl]], is known for being extremely likeable and cute, yet contradictorally finding and posting morbidly disgusting and horrifying images, and linking to them on the [[Superdickery Chat]], [[Mental Corrosion]], and [[Cerebral Erosion]]. She is an avid yet slow-working artist, as she desires perfection.

==Trivia==

- She would so go [[gay]] for [[Angelina Jolie]].

- Has a penchant for [[squid]].

- Loves cats.

- Lives in [[Germany]] but speaks perfect English and isn't a [[Nazi]].

- She doesn't dry herself off with a [[towel]]. Instead she sits around in her nightie, waiting to dry.

- Many forum members like to think she posts only in the [[nude]].

- Appears to be friends with [[The Pez]], even though they constantly call each other [[slut]], [[ho]], [[whore]], etc. And they tend to greet each other on the [[Superdickery Chat]] (or [[AIM]]) with a surprise, [[e-rape]], generally [[anal]]. Some suspect they have hot, sweaty [[cybersex]].

- She had [[sex]] with [[Virgil]].

- [[SJ Whatley]] imagines she talks like [[Heidi Klum]].

- She usually draws squid to look like [[optopuses]], knowing no one on the Superdickery forums is intelligent enough to notice the difference anyway.

- She created the character [[Squidgirl]] as her superheroine counterpart. She also uses this as her name sometimes on the [[Superdickery Chat]].

- The porpoise is second to Virgie as the most intelligent animal on the planet!

- Virgie cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

- 60% of the Forums' population has masturbated to pictures of Virgie in her clothes.

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